A compilation:
haha someone actually took the time to make a 30 minute video chronicling all his movie kills.
393 is pretty impressive. #BanJCVD #IfItOnlySavesOneLife
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Jean-Claude Van Damme Kill Count
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Yeager Fires Shots At Instructor Zero
SHOTS FIRED *wahhhhmbulance enroute*:
Yeager is referring to this video posted yesterday in particular I’m assuming. haha well angry “I’m going to start killing people” Yeager is still more fun than soft spoken shots fired Yeager… but this is a start on a long road back to where he once was. Oh but Yeager isn’t here to entertain us.
I use Instructor Zero as entertainment, but is he actually meant to be entertainment? Like is it an actually an act, in which they carefully choreograph trolling? I’m not convinced it is. I really think Funker Tactical and Instructor Zero think they are changing the tactical world with their videos, and are getting high on their own supply.<— Had to bring back Buck Yeager this post. LOL remember when James actually signed it for a guy? Call me easy to please, but that was a great point in my ENDO career.
Thoughts?
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Larry Vuitton DPs For Over 21 Minutes With The DP-12 Shotgun
0:14 – Hotter than a mofo out there. Dude sweat a city skyline on that hat, looking like Dallas TX.0:28 – Holy crap… not even 30 seconds into the video and he’s already raining blows of slow motion to our faces.
0:44 – AHHHHHHHHHHH the marketing is taking control of my body… my hand is going to my wallet… About to buy twelve of these things and I don’t even know if Larry is going to say they suck or not!!!!
1:37 – Those speed cuts he put in the wood on his 870 are looking one hunnid.
15:46 – Larry talking about trying to force some failures here by replicating real life use scenarios19:34 – Talks about G6Vids’ problems, but doesn’t mention his name.
ZERO ISSUES. Did Larry get paid to make this review? Did Larry use Crisco for lubrication in this video? Does he still use FireClean? Three of the major unanswered questions on my mind.
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Instructor Zero Uses A Parachute To Increase His Drag
He’s too highspeed and has too little drag. Homie realized he needed to slow his roll:
0:00 – Oh lawwwwd ya running with a parachute. I like this video already.
0:32 – How degrading would it be, to have “Instructor Zero’s derp parachute holder” on your resume? *smh*
The filming style of this whole video has a “internet stalker-in-the-bushes” type feel to it. Kinda gave me the creeps. I bet the music was loud just so we couldn’t hear heavy breathing.
1:05 – AHAHHAHA the man is wearing the gasmask on this run. Gold Jerry… gold. Looks like the marketing engineer back at IZHQ is purring along nicely… I can’t wait for it to redline again like in the past. The crests and troughs with this guys internet trolling career are legendary.
Those tactical tights he’s wearing are very risqué. 1/10 would not operate within 100 yards of, since I’m not trying to see the outline of Zero’s junk.Thoughts?
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Spiteful Bear Eats Kayak After It Gets Pepper sprayed
hahahha this is amazing:
That bear gives precisely -53 shits. I can’t say by watching the video if she had enough throw on that pepper spray to actually hit the bear, but regardless it goes to show that yelling and pepper spray probably are not your best only line of defense if you encounter a bear and you want to stay alive. I bet a loud gun shot would have had that bear in the woods quickly. Who knows what the rules in “Berg Bay, Alaska” are though… maybe she would have had the police up her ass if she discharged a firearm to scare the bear in order to save her kayak? Warning shot or not, that definitely won’t go over well in many places even when dealing with wildlife. -
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Mom Buys Son Shitty Gift And Is Mad After Free Surprise Ammo Shows Up
Ugggggggggggggh *facepalm*
Toys R’ Us, you guys are scholars and gentlemen. Whoever was packing that sword in the shipping department, probably saw the the gift message “Happy 7th Birthday Connor!!!” and was like *glances at shitty Minecraft sword*…. *hesitates* … *dumps 800 rounds of Sellier And Bellot 9mm into box* *whispers* “Happy Birthday kid… Happy Birthday…” *stares wistfully into distance while reminiscing about his own childhood*. ARGH Damnit Jasemin… now you’re going to get that good samaritan at Toys R’ Us fired over your fake outrage. Or maybe not though… Toys R’ Us actually handled it like G’s so far. “We’re looking into the matter” is basically lawyer talk for “GTFO of here Jasemin, you should have let us bless Connor with the 9mm. Instead he’s going to get wedgies and swirlies at school over that weak-ass sword you bought him. Nice work Mom of the year.”.
I hope that kid grows up to be a gun guy, and never lets his mom forget the day she ruined his 7th birthday. Oh and by the time he’s 18 I’m guessing 9mm will be about $5 per round, which will make it hurt even more.Thoughts?