Tag: Funker Tactical
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Premium-ass Exclusive Pateron Content From FuNkER TaCtiCaL
Damn I heard the electronic noise, the explosion, more electronic noise, and a shell casing drop in the intro all while looking at the words EXCLUSIVE and PATERON, and FuNkEr TaCtiCaL and I knew it was going to be some premium-ass content: Holy, I can’t believe they gave us that for free without even contributing…
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Guaranteed Disarm – The FuNkEr TaCtiCaL Marketing Machine Is Redlining Again
FunKeR TaCtiCaL is the absolute kings of hype clickbait. For AdVaNceD WaRRiOrs OnLy GuiSe: Initially I was like “Huh?” why are these two dudes all locked up on the ground? How does this even happen in real life? Pretty standard FuNkEr TaCtiCaL video though so far. 0:33 – Seriously? That easy huh? When the maneuver ended…
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Human Biology Buzz Words Talking About Firearm Training
TrAiN LiKe YoU FiGhT: The music… the quick cuts… the zoom, the buzzwords… classic FuNkEr eDiTiNG right there 👌. I’m not saying Todd is not making sense… he might be (I haven’t crunched the numbers yet… you know.. carried all the ones and avoided dividing by zero), I just gotta snicker a bit when people seemingly…
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15 Rounds All Into A Ragged Hole And The Funker Tactical Marketing Machine
Make some bodies turn cold: He’s not that far away, but I bet I’d at least get a few flyers. While were on the topic of Instrucor Zero, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention this video by the Funker Tactical marketing machine: haha the transitions and the derp scans. So good. Thoughts? Did Zero…
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A Lot Of Pieces Have To Fall Into Place With These Gun Disarms
Oh you know, ye old “I’m going to tell you what to do and how to react, then I’m going to disarm you”: Very close quarters, a shitty slow draw, a wall etc… etc… Pure entertainment from the Funker tactical marketing machine. I was just waiting for him to say some outrageous click bait shit…
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Funker Got Cooked In His Own Reality Based Training Vid Comments
The marketing machine fired up and made this “your reality training isn’t realistic” type video: Neva bin done befo as usual. This comment by CircaSriYak cracked me up: I’m fucking sick of this retarded fad of trying to “Out-reality” everybody else. You think you’re that edgy kid preaching truth to power, when really its been done…