Because jumper cables are for little girls:
Were they using tactical coat hangers to extend the reach? What country’s camouflage is that?
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Eating back to back saltine crackers is a lot harder than it looks. I’ve tried that a few times and I’m terrible at it… it starts off seeming easy until it sucks every last bit of moisture out of your mouth. Then if you have your friends around they make you laugh, and you breathe in and it’s OVER…. you proceed to get cracker dust in your lungs and almost die.
Matt is wearing the ENDO Apparel New York Reload hat, and the Guns And Coffee t-shirt.
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It would be hilarious if it had another camera angle on standby just in case some random person stumbled upon one of his weird videos in progress like this. The interaction would be priceless.
I was disappointed the fruit salad wasn’t boxed up to be sent to Africa at the end, like he did in some previous food related videos.
As you can see Matt is rocking the New York Reload t-shirt from ENDO Apparel. Good fit for the video.
Thoughts?
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People actually own cotton candy machines? haha I thought it was just one of those treats you got occasionally at an event as a best effort to rot your teeth out.
Like most of Tao’s vids, the result is quite anticlimactic… Science though amirite?
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0:07 – Cool little kids are great
0:55 – Oh shit, lil homie just handed a pack off. Smooth move.
1:13 – If you own a gun and haven’t done this I feel bad for you son.
1:15 – Not a bad grip at all! I always brace for teacup or full on sideways G style.
1:28 – If tell me you haven’t flex-jiggled your pecs in the mirror you’re either lying or I feel bad for you a 2nd time.
1:30 – SURPRISE… he grew up to be a cop
1:55 – Go be a hipster somewhere else.
2:08 – Fake police bust, then daps all around. Jeh jeeahh.
2:29 – Go be a white, white t-shirt wearing honky somewhere else. Oh yea and I’m calling the DEA on your ass.
2:45 – That’s what I’m talking about! I officially want to hang with these guys, just do reckless shit all day wildin out because we are the law.
3:14 – Donuts in the cruiser, and I ain’t talking the delicious fatty kind.
3:30 – DENIED! BLOCKA BLOCKA. Go be white and play basketball somewhere else you creepy-ass-cracker
3:36 – Oooo that’s right I’m stylin on you.
3:42 – OH NO HE DIDN’T… and the Glocks come out, so do the warning shots. Sup now? Sup?
4:19 – Hahah the old “sure you can see my gun… NAHHHHH” trick cops always use on kids.
4:23 – Waaaaaah kids with guns. This is bound to upset some people even though it’s clearly a music video.
4:33 – Little dude better work on his hand strength, or get some grip tape on there or something! Better yet, he could practice his heel-racking skills. Oh and here is where teacup comes into play… and a loose looking one at that.
Hat tip: Krystian