• Piers Morgan Talks Well Regulated Militias

    With Oklahoma state senator Nathan Dahm:

    Piers-Morgan-Eyes-Closed-Mouth-Open-Ears-OffIf you recall, Nathan Damn filed what he calls the “Piers Morgan Constitutional Right to Keep and Bear Arms Without Infringement Act“, which is hilarious and pretty self explanatory.

    ahahaha he destroyed Piers with that Unorganized Militia knowledge.  Piers tried to brush it off but it didn’t work.

    Thoughts?

  • Warlords of Tripoli – Trailer

    I really wish these countries weren’t so shitty, and they actually kept stats on firearm related injuries and what not:

    I bet those stats would blow our minds. The education system in general there has to be bad to non-existent.  Maybe most people are walking around all polite and what not, but VICE did a clever edit haha righhhhhht.

    Oh the LULZ that are had over there (0:26) *facepalm*:

    Tripoli-Gun-Safety

    Dudes be trippin in Tripoli.

    Thoughts?  I’m thinking we should probably spend millions to aid them (ahahahahhaaha no).

  • MrColionNoir And Dom Raso Be Like – I Woke Up Like This

    For NRA News:

    Moral of the story is don’t mess with China when there’s shit to fix at home.  Good to see Dom kept the beard for now.

    NRA-News-Dom-Raso-MrColionNoir-ChinaOn a related note, I really hope in 2014 we continue to see a resurgence of American jobs being created in all type of industries which we were used to seeing dominated by low cost labor overseas for so long.

    Thoughts?

    Note: For those of you who didn’t get the title reference.

  • Flexin Over Nothing – Gun Violence Prevention

    When your successes are minimal to non-existent.. brag about it anyway:

    I feel like that guy is trying to sell me a used Dodge Charger, and she’s actually a robot from the gun control future.

    1:00 – 82% of gun owners support “common sense gun laws”?  Didn’t that number turn out to be a sham because “common sense” didn’t actually mean “common sense” in the traditional non-disarmament sense.

    1:55 – In Colorado they put together a “state of the art background check bill”.  Same old “we stopped XXX people from getting guns” with YYY law bullshit.  Yea, because someone who doesn’t pass a background check couldn’t just buy one off the streets 5 minutes later right?  Criminals gonna be criminals.

    Nutnfancy-Googly-Eyes-Herp-Derp2:32 – That’s a good looking bus, I’ll give them that.

    3:00 – They are touting that “Starbucks” open carry thing as such a victory… hilarious.

    Thoughts?

  • Gabrielle Giffords On That Background Check Nonsense

    “Background checks make it harder for criminals and the mentally ill to get guns” riiiight:

    Giffords-Tuscon-AZ-9mm-memeOMG I want to poke my ears out when she talks, it’s painful.  I don’t like the fact the gun control lobby parades her around like this, but she’s definitely a good card in their deck.

    I just hope she knows what she’s saying, with her support for subtle disarmament plans.  If you recall she did get shot in the head, and I’m assuming her speech isn’t the only thing that was affected.  I don’t really care enough to google it because I have ketchup on my one hand and getting up to wash it rather than continuing to awkwardly suspend it seems like work.

    Thoughts?  Are you looking forward to the gun-crime-free utopia that the proposed background checks will create?

  • Tier 1 Jock Strap

    Unit support for those who operate in operations:

    Tactical-Operator-Jock-Strap

    This is top of the line forward echelon unit support that is required by elite operators in theaters worldwide. Specially developed to aid in peak performance and regulate temperature during strenuous or delicate operations, this tier one tactical undergarment will support and protect the tip of the spear. Pack of two unit support units. Hexual iconography does not imply any specific NIJ ballistic rating. Works well with beards, side effects may include increased operator effectiveness and unwanted pregnancy. Specify Large or Extra Large in comments when ordering.

    $20 for two over at Snakehound Machine.

    I’m just glad there are no pics of Snakehound Machine owner AK Jesus modeling it.  He’s on the left in the linked pic… Tactical Snookie on the right.

    Probably a good idea to buy a TIER 1 t-shirt from ENDO Apparel and wear it around tucked into this jock strap to further announce to the world how operator you really are.

    You laugh now, but when you don’t have this tactical jock strap on and hurt your junk next time you’re operating in a permissive evasive non-urban high-stress environment we’ll see who has the last laugh.

    Thoughts?