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    The TSA Song

    Tactical Tunes speaks on it:

    Tactical-Tunes-ENDO-California-tshirtAlthough the TSA feeldowns / scans are intrusive, I’ve been getting “randomly” selected for them constantly for years now so I’m used to it.  If it only saves one life guys, we’re better off right!? *smh*  Everyone at the TSA I’ve ever dealt with has been courteous and professional too, so I don’t have any complaints on that side of things either.  I’ve read a lot of horror stories though… those are scary but they exist for pretty much every profession that deals with the public.

    Thoughts?  Still bitter that TSA guy grabbed your wiener twice back in 2001 under the guise of national security?

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    Ignatius Pizza’s Front Sight Super Bowl Ad

    Similar to his website, branding and mustache, this video also looks like it was made in the 80s:

    Ignatius-Piazza-Pizza-Front-SightThis ad didn’t air obviously, but Pizza thought he would jump on the Daniel Defense “lets make an ad that we know won’t be accepted, just for the publicity” bandwagon.  The ad definitely DOES suck as much as the Daniel Defense one, so Pizza has that going for him, but unfortunately he only has ~15,000 views on his video compared to ~250,000 for the Daniel Defense one.

    <– Remember when I made the Ignatius Pizza? LOLz I crack myself up.

    Thoughts?

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    DMX To Fight George Zimmerman In Celebrity Boxing

    Oh man this is gold:

    This is what rapper DMX had to say:

    “I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up.”

    DMX says, “Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d**k out and piss on him … right in his muthaf**kin face.”

    He adds, “Zimmerman is a piece of s**t and that’s what he needs to drink.”

    George-Zimmerman-Shitty-ArtistSo eloquent, that DMX fellow.  Full story over at TMZ.

    I’ve said in the past I have no use for George Zimmerman, and I still feel that way.  I’m assuming both Zimmerman and DMX will be getting a lot of money for this boxing match, so good for them I guess.  

    More than the boxing match I was surprised to learn that Zimmerman is only 30 years old… wow he looks like he could be my dad and I’m 32.  DMX is aging quite nicely (no homo) I’d say at 43.

    Thoughts?  Do you think Zimmerman stands a chance?  DMX is pretty high strung, I think he will destroy George.

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    Buying A Gun In Massachusetts

    Might as well be China, there are so many hoops to jump through:

    massachusetts-flagOh man that’s bad.  Lucky no one has been murdered with a flintlock recently, or they would be looking to ban those as low capacity assault rifles.

    If the cartoon lawyer had a bit less hair and a bow tie he could be Alan Gottlieb.

    Thoughts?  Any current Massholes or former ones read this blog?

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    Lets Pretend To Kill People Type Pranks

    A classic example of a non-tasteful prank:

    I’d like to know what would happen if at 1:05 if the guy who took cover and then shoot at the fleeing SUV hit anyone in it?  I don’t even know if that’s real though considering the guy pops one into the snow in front of him seeming by accident, and then proceeds to hit the road on the couple shots after that.  Looks like “Action Movie Essentials” muzzle flash and sparks if you ask me.  Say it did actually happen though… what then?  I hardly think the “WE WERE JUST DOING A PRANK!  Why did _____ have to die?” would be any sort of valid defense considering all the victims of this particular prank had every reason to believe they were in grave danger.

    Troll-FaceThoughts? What’s next? A “comedian” telling people their family died as a “joke”? *smh*

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    Brownells Comes Through For Valentines Day

    A box of chocolates you can give to your lady if you spend $99 or more:

    Brownells-Valentines-Day-ChocolatesHusbands be like “But I thought you’d like the chocolates!” when the VISA bill comes in the mail.

    Head over to Brownells and load your cart up to make it happen…  it’s pretty much guaranteed to make your lady happy so you really should at least buy $100 worth of magazines for yourself because you’re such a great guy.

    I hope a lot of companies put out some funny vids for valentines day in the next week or so.

    Thoughts?  Taking advantage of this offer?