The TSA Song

Tactical Tunes speaks on it:

Tactical-Tunes-ENDO-California-tshirtAlthough the TSA feeldowns / scans are intrusive, I’ve been getting “randomly” selected for them constantly for years now so I’m used to it.  If it only saves one life guys, we’re better off right!? *smh*  Everyone at the TSA I’ve ever dealt with has been courteous and professional too, so I don’t have any complaints on that side of things either.  I’ve read a lot of horror stories though… those are scary but they exist for pretty much every profession that deals with the public.

Thoughts?  Still bitter that TSA guy grabbed your wiener twice back in 2001 under the guise of national security?


7 responses to “The TSA Song”

  1. CrunkleRoss Avatar

    “Still bitter that TSA guy grabbed your wiener twice back in 2001 under the guise of national security?”

    No but weighing it was over the top.

  2. I really love this guy’s songs. I just wish he’d get someone else to sing them.

      1. Oh Lawdy!

        … But she has a deeper voice than FXHummel – which isn’t hard but I don’t know how I feel about that.

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  3. Okay so here’s what I do. First, I always opt out. This means you will be patted down by a TSA agent of your same gender. This is a good thing 95% of the time.

    1: Make eye contact. Deep, longing eye contact.
    2: Say things like “Mmmmm” and “Feels soooo good, Officer” or “You have amazing hands”
    3: Ask the officer if they are in charge of cavity searches.
    4: Pop some Viagra before you get to the airport so that the TSA officer will be permanently scarred. *

    None of this is illegal, all of it is hysterical, and it is almost sure to make the TSA officers that you interact with deeply, deeply demoralized.

    *Full disclosure, I have not tried step four. But it sounds horrifying.

    1. This is hilarious.

      I might actually do this the next time I have to fly.