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    Richard Ryan Barrettizes The iPhone 6s

    Old habits die hard. Another iPhone another destruction vid:

    ManateeI hope Richard still ca$hes in on these videos, after all these years.  Those phones are not cheap.  Even if he made $0 though, seeing all the butthurt comments would be payment enough.  I hope sometime he just snaps and blows a few hundred grand on a car sometime and fills it full of binary explosives and plastic explosives, then shoots it inside a tank full of manatee’s.  Something that absurd and ignorant would be an instant payday.  Manatees are so beloved, it would be like Cecil the lion outrage x1,000,000.  I’m not saying I am fond of the idea from a moral standpoint, but see what I’m saying… I’m surprised my hotline isn’t bling’ing non stop for troll video ideas.  I’m sure it could somehow be spun that by killing the manatees Richard was actually SAVING them.  I still can’t really 100% wrap my mind around killing something which already has limited numbers for conservation purposes, but that’s why I let people animal-smarter than me make those decisions.

    Thoughts?

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    George Zimmerman Has Twitter And It’s Exactly Like You’d Expect

    This guy… so classy *eye roll*:

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    Sorry if you’re trying to eat breakfast… I realize a grinning cigar smoking fat dude with a gold chain in his taco meat might not be the best thing to see that time of day.  I’ve shared my feelings regarding George Zimmerman on here before, and they haven’t changed.  I never did like him, and I’m becoming even more irritated by him every time something new pops up in the media.  Oh and there’s a lot which pops up, believe me.  Seems like if he’s not doing shitty paintings, or attaching himself to some controversial cause, he’s feeding the trolls by the thousands on twitter and provoking them with almost every tweet.

    This is a guy that’s trying too hard to be a celebrity right now, it just hurts to watch.  With a lot of the things he’s saying too, he’s basically provoking people to “come get him”.  Besides an obvious thirst to get back in the spotlight, I just have no idea why someone like this wouldn’t just change their name and identity and live out the rest of his days as a free man in peace.   Why try so hard to give up the freedom that you narrowly almost lost once already? *smh* I don’t know…

    If you want to scroll his Twitter account for all the racially charged tweets, Anti-Obama memes, and general troll baiting then be my guest.

    Thoughts?

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    iPhone Claymore

    Richard Ryan with a real power move:

    Flexxxx young man flex.  $2250 worth of iPhones gone in an instant.  Take that watermelons! :P

    I sure hope after 6 years of blowing up iPhones he’s still easily pulling in 10s of thousands of dollars off ads to pay for all this stuff and his time.  I’m actually surprised no one else has who has high speed filming capabilities has ventured into the iPhone blowing up business.  Larry Vuitton would be the obvious choice.

    iPhone-ClaymoreI wish Richard would have emailed me before this video and asked why I thought as far as the creative direction.  I would have suggested at least five ALLAHU ACKBARS! yelled, and one goat be involved in the video somehow.  I feel like my skill set dictates I could creatively direct trolling scenarios the best.

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    Norwegian Special Forces – It’s Lit

    Did you boys not get the memo?

    I muted the music in the video and put on Drake – Trophies, and it fit well.  Besides creatively directly trolling videos, I could also definitely choose and choreograph the music (it would all be rap though).

    Norway-Special-ForcesIf I were running the Norwegian Army, I’d make their new motto “This shit don’t come with trophies.”.  Although, I guess every military does hand out medals which are actually like portable trophies… so maybe that motto isn’t the best choice.  I’ll workshop it some more over a morning latte + scone and possibly get back to you.

    Norway looks cold.  I’ve had enough cold in my life, but if I had a private jet I’d probably touch down in Norway to blow up Tinder for a minute, have a few beers and try out the local food.

    Thoughts?

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    Winchester Pumpkin Spice Ammunition

    This is money:

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    Not real of course haha.  I hope everyone emails Winchester and begs them to make it though.  Can you imagine the basic bitch outrage there would be on the news?  That alone would be incredible.

    If you’re not following me on Instagram you’re really missing out.

    Thoughts?

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    Homemade Reactive Targets – Big Blast Soft Drink Bottle Tops

    This is cool… Taofledermaus uses Big Blast to turn empty soft drink bottles into reactive targets:

    Just screw on the Big Blast top, inflate using a basketball pump to desired PSI…. then shoot!  Definitely looks even more exciting when placed inside something like they did in the video.

    You can pick these up at the manufactures eBay Page BigBlastCharlie.  At around 1.70 each top (if you buy 6), the price is right!

    Big-Blast-Shooting-Soft-Drink-Bottle-TopYa ya ya not as exciting as binary explosive I get it… but it’s also WAYYYY cheaper and you’re not going to (shouldn’t anyway) get in trouble anywhere with these.  I think it’s a great idea also because it’s “green”… you’re basically helping the recycling plants by shredding the bottle for them. :P

    Thoughts?

    Oh yea and Taofledermaus’ shooter is wearing my picatinny rail t-shirt wooot woot.