Gun Owners Love Registration

NAWWWWWWWWWWT.  Chuck Norris thinks you should though:

chuck-norris-002Well his heart and belt buckle are in the right place.

Denim from head to toe is such a dad move.  You won’t ever catch me throwing in the towl on coolness by doing that.

Head over to the Trigger The Vote website if you care to register.



4 responses to “Gun Owners Love Registration”

  1. ThomasChagrin Avatar

    Weak. It’s hard to be intimidated by a 74 year old guy. I think his tough guy days are perhaps over…

    1. SittingDown Avatar

      Yeah, but he does great infomercials for the ab lounge thing.

      Chuck explaining and demonstrating ab lounges:

      *dream sequence begins*
      Hi viewers. Chuck here. I fought Bruce Lee once. Made a shit ton of movies that sucked. Now I’m sharing my wealth of useless knowledge with you at home. Let me show you how easy it is to use the ab lounge with heart and lung machine attachment. All you need to do to transition from abs to shoulders is go up then come down and reach out. Now raise up again then back down again. This will really isolate the burn in those delts. Once you’ve finished, you’re back to abs before you know it.
      *dream sequence ends – roll credits*

  2. SittingDown Avatar

    I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx

  3. That’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen all year.