Emergency Ear Protection For Operators

Some advice for saving your hearing during a spur of the moment operation:

This guy looks and sounds exactly like the leprechaun that hunts me in my nightmares every time I have too much caffeine.

1) Spent casings or live rounds – Meh… fine whatever, in a pinch I guess it would work

2) Chewing gum – Maybe if you don’t have old man ear hair, otherwise you’re going to make a mess.  For the record I do not yet have old man ear hair.

2:20 – WHOA I DON’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED, but it was epic.

3) Cigarette filters – This is where I say something preachy about smoking and how I don’t like breathing in everyone’s second-hand smoke all day when I’m out trying to live and enjoy some fresh air.

HearingPro402:33 – Hat is now backwards… shit just got real.

4) Strong shoulder / weak hand – Legit… I’ll remember that in the next drive-by I do, thanks leprechaun.

Thoughts?


Comments

23 responses to “Emergency Ear Protection For Operators”

  1. Sad story for me is that I’ve done all of these things except the bullets, I like to forget my ear pro a lot… turns out you can’t see if you have hair in your ears….chewing gum is not a good time.

  2. Dude can actually shoot though, I’ve seem some of his other vids on funker. I hate the search and assess.. As far as the ear pro, I honestly don’t think I’d have time to put some on. I like the last option he gives, but what if you’re shooting a rifle?

  3. He was performing a Fus ro dah

  4. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    “How to get an ear infection starring young Peter Jackson”

  5. Matt in FL Avatar
    Matt in FL

    Nice unplanned FTE drill at 1:16.

    Now I show my ignorance. What’s he shooting? After every evolution he drops the mag, drops the slide with his thumb, and then there’s a distinct click that sounds like he’s engaging a safety, but no gun I can think of that looks like that has a manual safety. What gives?

    1. He’s pulling the trigger.

      1. Matt in FL Avatar
        Matt in FL

        Haha, see? Told you I’d demonstrate my ignorance. Should have been obvious.

  6. StarvinPilgrim Avatar
    StarvinPilgrim

    If you’re as immature as I am hold your mouse at 2:04 and keep clicking.

    Ding. OK the turd
    Ding. OK the turd
    Ding. OK the turd
    Ding. OK the turd

    1. Now that was just stoopid! (He types as he continues to laugh)

      1. Starvinpilgrim Avatar
        Starvinpilgrim

        You’re welcome!

  7. DO NOT try to steal his lucky charms or spent shells. If you catch him though, either you get a pot of gold or a bucket of brass.

  8. bandroidx Avatar

    lol dont fuck with these French Canadians. Where were they in 1940? They are so fucking tactical war would have ended 5 years early.

    they stole the bullet in the ears from that tom cruise movie.

  9. elephantrider Avatar
    elephantrider

    Anyone else thinking the whole time that Steve and his pussy prepper friend should watch this? “Steve, you shot inside the blind man!”

    Is that a towel rolled up around his shirt collar, or is that some French-Canadian furry collared shirt? ENDO Mike, any insights on the under-shirt?

    The covering of the ear with the strong shoulder is similar to protecting your head while punching in boxing.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha yea I don’t know what the under the shirt thing is. Looks sus though.

    2. SittingDown Avatar
      SittingDown

      “Dammit, Steve!” ;)

  10. “This guy looks and sounds exactly like the leprechaun that hunts me in my nightmares ”

    May i never get your phone number… I sound like that…LOL.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      LOL

  11. tincankilla Avatar
    tincankilla

    i also use chewed up paper napkin, but it def feels like a gross wet willy.

    1. CrunkleRoss Avatar
      CrunkleRoss

      you must have gigantic ear holes or never seen a used tampon lol

  12. Used tampons seem to work well. But the strings make you look ridiculous….

  13. at .20 seconds he says if he doesnt have his “hair plugs” with him …Nice weave my man , Cy Sterling would be proud of that rug

  14. THE VigilantSpectre Avatar
    THE VigilantSpectre

    ENDO, I don’t envy you at all, if that is the leprechaun that haunts your nightmares that is some scary fuxkjng shit there.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha yea it’s a tough life.