George Zimmerman Visits Kel-Tec Looking Sweaty And A Bit Less Fat

Gossip website TMZ with the goods:


Zimmerman went to Kel-Tec in Cocoa, Florida … a gun manufacturing company.  We’re told he was asking questions about the legality of buying a shotgun — specifically, the Kel-Tec KSG.


Zimmerman wants a KSG!  Oh the LOLz.

I think it’s interesting that he would want his picture taken on purpose, knowing where it would likely definitely end up.  Did I miss something this past week, or is there still a significant percentage of the population that wants this guy dead?  Did Zimmerman suddenly become a fame-whore?  Maybe Kel-Tec will use him in some controversial ads? Heh… not likely, but you never know.



25 responses to “George Zimmerman Visits Kel-Tec Looking Sweaty And A Bit Less Fat”

  1. Look at that devious smile, he’s clearly planning for his next killing!

  2. Just more material for his book deal and NRA-sponsored speaking tour.

  3. skittle scatter Avatar
    skittle scatter

    well their product saved his life

  4. tell him to get a bernelli…;)

    1. Ceephus Banks Avatar
      Ceephus Banks

      +1z on dat azz

  5. Why is the guy on the left wearing eyepro but GZ is not? lol

    1. Because hes not operator enough, obviusly.

    2. Probably because the guy on the left is operating the machine shown in the background, and is required to wear eyepro by OSHA.

    3. not to mention the “oh shit” look on his face. Seems like he at least knew that it wasn’t such a good idea.

  6. Jerms91 Avatar

    Hopefully he hit with the first round I have seen the Kel-tec KSG fail to feed and extract a numerous amount of times.

  7. JonManGo Avatar

    Zimmerman looks grisly. A brand loyalist, he wanted to check out his home town gun maker. Pretty cool

    I think KT should sign him to do a follow-up commercial to the derp-mercial that anti freedom group put out last week.

    In this version, Zimmerman plays a wheelchair bound WWII vet who gets attacked by several hooded hoodlums, and with his Kel-Tec shotgun and sidearm, he takes them all out – all fifty of them.

    And instead of 911 calls were hear “back in black”play while Zimmerman defends the shit out of his attackers.

  8. Dude… No… Please don’t stir up even more controversy…

  9. The only thing I have to say about this is…
    …I live not far from them..I WANT A TOUR! Or a job…

  10. jim bob Avatar

    yeah…this is going to end well.

  11. SittingDown Avatar

    Just more proof George Zimmerman is a dumb ass:

    1. Can’t even remember the name of a street in his hood and he’s supposed to be a watchman there?
    2. Appearing on camera at Kel-Tec.
    3. The desire to purchase a KSG.


    1. 1: Street name != house number.

      2: Agreed

      3: I can understand the desire to have a KSG. It can’t be any less reliable than the Chinese 1897 shotgun I had break on me in under 10 rounds….

  12. Sweaty and slightly less fat? If I had a son, he’d look like George Zimmerman.

    1. At birth? I dont get it.

      1. If he’s doing it right.

  13. hopefully whatever fuckwad took that pic ( and sent it to tmz,) doesnt have a job today. Pretty sure it wasnt gz

  14. IllTemperedCur Avatar

    Maybe Zim should wait for the inevitable Ruger version of the KSG.

  15. Cuban Pete Avatar
    Cuban Pete

    I hope that George asked the Kel-Tec folks to come up with an RFB in 5.56mm using AR mags.

  16. This fat bastard think he’s really done something but what goes around comes back around fat ass when you get yours don’t cry remember what you did to that kid Just know that God will never forget

    1. Clearly you are laboring under the delusion that the confrontation that night involved some creepy old cracker following a poor innocent 14 year old around, and then killing him. This could hardly be further from the truth.

      Start here:

  17. But I did a Georgie to fucking fat fuck what a real man only can pick on kids if physalis people you and your bitch ass funky ass slut brother kiss our asses