Police Crack The Case Of The Suspicious Box

Hudson, Ohio — A Sullivan Road resident called police to report a “suspicious package” on his front porch Nov. 2 at 3:20 p.m.

The resident said he observed an unknown person leave the package and called police, according to the police report.

The officer said he could see the package was clearly labeled with the Amazon.com logo and asked the man if he had ordered anything from the firm recently.

The man reportedly said “Why yes, I did.”

The officer told the resident his order had arrived. The resident then said he was comfortable opening the box. The officer then left the scene, according to the report.


Now that’s what I call serving and protecting! I imagine police deal with so many dumb things like this on a daily basis which never even make the paper.

The amazon motto of “and you’re done” sounds like a threat in context of this article. :P


2 responses to “Police Crack The Case Of The Suspicious Box”

  1. And yet people like that continue to breed, and vote!! :(

  2. This guy should be sent a bill from the city for wasting the time of the police department. In the comments section of the invoice it should say, “moron.”