Tag: perfection

  • Glock Gives A Solid M’Lady To The Females

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    Some new commercials: The actors, voiceover, music, locations, editing… I don’t really like any of it.  The first video I legit thought was a preroll ad that YouTube was playing, and I was looking for the “skip after 3 seconds” countdown button… but then I was like Ohhhhh.  Whatever Glock is doing is obviously working…

  • Glock Took A Perfection And Confidence Beating But Bounced Back

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    You might recall the whole cartridge leaving the barrel derp in a promo video they put out a few days ago: Well that got swept under the rug and cleaned up in editing.  Now we’re left with just a plain old bullet exiting the barrel: Someone sent me the full old video in 720p, so…

  • Somebody Picked The Wrong Girl – Glock Commercial

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    Oh Glock… Ok here we go, I’m going to break down the video: 0:02 – Guy in a white utility van in a black winter hat stroking his goatee and creepin on a girl going into her house.  This is already bad news because as far as I’m only rapists and plumbers own vans like…

  • New Glock Slogan Ideas

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    “The Glock is a great weapon as long as you keep your eye on it, and keep your guard up”: LOL his new slogan ideas: Glock – So Simple Even Cops Can Use Them Glock – Because You Have A Small Penis Glock – Gamers Think We’re Cool And more…. TheYankeeMarshal is a funny dude…

  • Glock x DeWalt Drilled Perfection

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    Hahha this is awesome: It is a fully functioning Glock Model 21 .45. No, the drill doesn’t work, but if you point where you want a hole, it can make it happen! Source – Allen Arms Reminds me of the Milwaukee and DeWalt AR-15s that people made a few years back.  I know people would love it if…

  • Glock Perfection Tattoo Irony

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    Re-tweeted by Glock on Twitter: Normally I avoid poking fun of bad tattoos.  People didn’t want them to look bad, but it is often a gamble and life choice that ends up being difficult to reverse.  I’m making an exception on this one though because of the irony… It contains the word perfection, and yet…