Tag: mattv2099

  • Glock Molasses Torture Test

    Are maritime spring cups up to the job?  Mattv2099 puts in work: haha I love the laptop he’s working off.  I really thought this was going to be the KB (Kaboom!) video we all think is eventually going to happen. LOL at the sound of him manually ejecting the rounds. Thoughts?

  • 600 Round Magazines

    For As Low As $25.95.  More LOLz from the January “Gunfighters” issue of TIME magazine: Recall the “45 rounds per minute” fact from the same issue I made fun of a couple weeks ago. I probably should have picked up that issue of TIME just to laugh at it, but I really have something against…

  • Assault Clip Lethality Demonstration

    An example of why they should be banned: The Cowwadoody headset and 1000 yard stare sealed the deal.  I wouldn’t think that headset would provide much hearing protection, but maybe he’s got plugs on underneath. Blowing up food and drinks is always a good time. Mattv2099 everyone… haha that was in my talkshow host voice.…

  • Saiga 12 Candied Bacon Fail

    This isn’t the first bacon wrapped rifle barrel Mattv2099 has done.  What pisses me off is that the first video had the exact same issues as this one with the bacon coming unwrapped under recoil.  All he would have had to do is wrap the bacon with something like aluminum foil a few times and…

  • Mashed Potato Glock Torture Test

    Mattv2099 says screw gravy, and goes for broke: This one wasn’t as gross as some of the others, nor did it surprise me that it worked. Didn’t look like he put much of a “bake” on those potatoes after they were mashed.  Should have at least browned the top. Thoughts?

  • Ice Cream Glock Torture Test

    Mattv2099‘s coldest torture test yet: Not a huge surprise that it worked.  Ice cream is basically like snow with sugar and milk, and Glocks have been known to work fine in snow. I know a lot of you guys are getting sick of these… I still get a kick out of the process and the…