Tag: mattv2099

  • Some Liquor A Glock A KA-BAR And Some Frog Lube

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    ENDO-Mike
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    This is what I call a party: 2:00 – A real operator would have drank that. 2:25 – Pour it out?! Dude you just made Glock tea and you’re going to just pour it down the drain as well? *facepalm* 2:50 – The assault chopsticks were a nice touch… props. Not one of Mattv2099‘s most…

  • Austrian Fruit Salad Dual Wield Glock Style

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    ENDO-Mike
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    Mattv2099 gets it done with my favorite Austrian fruit salad maker: I think Glock should consider an R. Lee Ermey / Mattv2099 collab video rather than their current “Someone picked the wrong *insert boring character here*” series of vids.  What do I know though?  I’m just a guy with a keyboard, low tolerance for bullshit, and short attention span.…

  • Salty Attempt At Washing Machine Glock Trollture

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    ENDO-Mike
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    Mattv2099 black pillowcases it cartel-style and throws it in with his delicates: Tenifer LOLz at your lame one month salt trollture attempt Matt… step your game up and at least add fire ants, snake venom and sulphuric acid next time. Orange and baby blue zip ties?  Uggggghhhhh how non-operator of you… Operators ONLY use thick black…

  • Saiga-12 Candied Bacon

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    ENDO-Mike
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    Mattv2099 with a necessary component of an operator who operates in operations breakfast: Damnit Matt I thought by now you’d know that you need to put foil around the bacon!  All your bacon barrel vids had the same outcome… the bacon falls off almost immediately as a result of the recoil, and the video becomes…

  • Glock Brand Glocks, Glock Glockazines, And Glock Bullets

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    ENDO-Mike
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    Mattv2099 does his thang for a Hickok45 parody: He hit on a lot of the good standard Hickok45’isms.  Should have done a 1000 yard shot with a subcompact, and said “Life is good.” at the end of the vid though. The parody was done for a contest Hickok45 is running.  Looks like Matt has the…

  • Ban Boards With Assault Dowels

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    ENDO-Mike
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    As you can see… there is no reason a civilian should own a board with an assault dowel: Name a sporting purpose!  I’ll wait… :P  Also I think it goes without saying, but high capacity assault clips should should also be banned. I love how guy in the first clip is rocking the ear pro…