Tag: mattv2099

  • Gracefully 360-No-Scope Dairy Products In Slow Motion

    Mattv2099 is in possession of some amazingly graceful tactical skills: There couldn’t have been a more fitting shirt than the ENDO Apparel Tactical As _ _ _ _ one Matt is wearing in the video. I love how the Mattv2099 stock continues to rise as he gets more and more hate on YouTube and in…

  • .22 LR Snacks – Battered And Deep-fried

    Mattv2099 working out the menu for his upcoming gun related restaurant: That batter looked good… reminds me I need to make crepes again soon.  After seeing the video I likely won’t put .22 LR in them though… maybe I’ll try .50 BMG.  I figure since it’s centerfire it must be safer. He got some good…

  • Breaking In A Harry Potter Inspired Draco AK-47 With Bacon

    Mattv2099 doing things just to do them: Matt told me he named his Draco “Malfoy” in honor of his man crush / and favorite movie villain.  Shout out to the Harry Potter franchise.  I suspect Matt even keeps a folded up Draco Malfoy picture in the bottom of the pistol grip.  I watched “Half Blood…

  • Murderous YouTube Stalker Trolls

    Lock your doors and load your weapons Mattv2099, cheifaut0parts is back with another creepy mock murder video: Hmmm yea that was sufficiently creepy.  *yikes*  I can’t decide if it’s more or less creepy than the previous videos these same guys made… so I’m going to go with “about the same”. *shudder* If Mattv2099 gets murdered by these…

  • DIY Poor Man’s Glock 18

    Mattv2099 puts on a clinic.  Get your poor-ass a dowel and a 2×4: Yea that’s awesome.  I recall the above video (or parts of it) being up on his channel before.  Want to comment on that Matt?  Did the YouTube assault weapon police remove it?  Maybe Bieber fans had a fit? It’s only a matter…

  • Almond Roca Glock Trollture Test

    Troll-Cooking With Mattv2099: 2:45 – Now that Matt is famous and has millions of dollars he’s not going to take the risk of a barrel obstruction, so it looks like he made some stoppers. 3:33 –  A handgun sled!  Another purchase because of his fame.  He can’t risk hurting the hands that troll to pay…