Tag: holster

  • Kydex Condom Holster

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    ENDO-Mike
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    A high speed low drag contraceptive carrier: Known as D.I.C.K. (Dynamic Intervention Contraceptive Karrier).  Yea that “K” is a stretch. As manly operators we have to carry a handful of condoms in our pockets, because lets face it when it jumps off with the ladies the primary concern is to control the birth.  In hindsight pocket…

  • Serve And Protect With A Banana

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    So when he wants to stop a bad guy what happens?  Does he run in front of them toss the peel down Mario Kart style? Hat tip: Tyler

  • Open Carry Baby Holster

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    ENDO-Mike
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    I don’t have a kid, and I’m not a fan of drop leg holsters: Source – HowToBeADad Probably not legal in California.  I couldn’t imagine how many times you’d get stopped by the cops if there was a tactical version of this made out of black ballistic nylon with MOLLE loops all over it. Shoulder and drop…

  • XBOX360 And PS3 Kydex Controller Holsters

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    For taking it with you when your mom tells you the snacks are ready: What’s worse then hitting pause, setting your controller down and having someone mess up what you had going?  Nothing. For sale over at G-Code holsters for only $15.95. If you want to keep it retro at the same time you can…

  • IWB Kydex Flask Holster

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    ENDO-Mike
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    Great for sporting events and chill tactical office environments: You can pick one up from Chris D’Adamo on Etsy for $45.  It even comes with a flask… how thoughtful. I suggest you practice your draw and re-holster though before you take this out in public.  Alcohol abuse is a crime, you don’t want to spill any…

  • The Gun Show Holster

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    Buy two and double down on the douchebaggery – When you flex you double muzzle sweep your chest and the ladies get to see 4 guns: If someone accidentally catches a glimpse of it they will likely just think you forgot to take off a blood pressure monitor cuff. Smooth… You stay classy pimp. I…