Tag: derp
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Tactical Covers For Everything – Protecting The Previously Unprotected
I sit here in my notch cap, Oakley sunglasses, magazines coolin out, and tactical arm tape to help stave off typing fatigue… wondering why I didn’t think of this: Superfluous DERP, brought to you by Manta Rails. Here I am feeling like a Tier infinity derp operator because I didn’t even know picatinny rails, vertical fore…
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Marshall Security Services And Training Academy – LA DERP
Quick, someone save these vids for posterity: Our mission is to become the premier security services firm in the United States by providing dedicated, professional security personnel and quality services to our clients. A lofty goal. Prepare to be dazzled by expert video after effects, stellar operational reloads mainly for dealing with hand injuries, and…
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Vigilant Spectre Visits Asymmetric Solutions
Or Asymmetric Derp as I initially dubbed the outfit: I figured I’d post those vids for two reasons… one because Victoria’s Spectre are my dudes, and two the initial Asymmetric Derp post and the comments following it are classic ENDO, and this would direct people back to it for some laughs. For those too lazy…
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For Every Shooting Derp There Is An Equal And Opposite Ricochet Derp
Skip to 0:25 seconds if you’re as impatient as I am: I’m assuming at the minimum, the wad bounced back… maybe some shot too though, who knows. Not too bright! Of course every video like this is filmed on a camera from the prohibition era, and there is very little other information to further analyze…
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Doomsday DERPer’s Gun Goes Off On Its Own And Shortens His Thumb
This video is apparently old, but that doesn’t make it any less hilarious: 0:45 – “It was one of those malfunctions, my thumb went in front of the barrel… and it went off” – LOL oh reeeeeeeealy? Just once I want someone to be like “Yea I’m a dumbass and I was dicking around, put…
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Yung Derp Freestyles As SWAT Has His Crib Surrounded
Weakest freestyle I’ve ever heard: An aspiring teenage rapper accused of threatening his roommates with a knife was recording a music video about being surrounded by the SWAT team when a flash bang grenade went off in his Fort Collins home. (Source) Despite the SWAT team kicking down his door, this kid can’t be that…