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    We Gonna Heat A Muzzle Brake To This – Gin & Juice And Eggs

    Now that he got him some Seagram’s gin everybody got they cups but they ain’t chipped in:

    If someone said “Hey Mike, what are your top 5 favorite smells?” I can assure you that egg steam definitely isn’t one of them.  Ugh I almost gagged when he pulled it out of the glass at 1:29.

    Bro is that even tempered glass?  I’m not too science’y but I would be afraid to drop something red hot into alcohol which is inside a cylinder of potential shrapnel.  But hey… I live a sheltered life.

    I think my quota for rap references is done for the day, but I’ll say Matt should have at least rolled down the street while sipping on RHMB + Gin & Juice.

    Mattv2099-ENDO-Trollture-TrollingIt’s kinda hard being Matt v, but somehow some way he keeps coming up with funky-ass shit like every single day.  Don’t get upset girl that’s just how it goes, Matt don’t love you hoes he’s out the door.

    Thoughts?

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    Do The 10 Crack Commandments Apply To YouTube?

    Jerry Miculek obviously doesn’t feel they do:

    Rule #7 – This rule is so underrated Keep your family and business completely separated.

    If you didn’t get the reference… educate yourself with some rap history.

    Dramatic-Movie-Gunshot-DeathA lot of YouTubers definitely live by all 10.  Sheeeeeeit I’ve been knowing some for years and they run out of P.O. boxes and use aliases like true YouTube G’s.  The phone numbers I had for them were probably burners even, tossed after the last vid was uploaded.  That’s how you survive online these days though.  On this YouTube thing they play for keeps.

    Thoughts?

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    Assault Drill

    Banned in 38 states, and all Walmarts:

    Assault-Drill

    Never forget the drill massacre in ’04.  Oh wait, that never happened…. ban assault drills anyway.  NO ONE needs this kind of drilling capacity for home improvements with high capacity lithium batteries.

    Maybe we can meet halfway on an assault drill registry?

    Hat tip: Gear Whores Anon

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    What If We Made Rifles More Convenient To Carry

    The beard is definitely Mugatu approved.  

    0:10 – “So I got to thinking.  What if we made rifles more convenient to carry… smaller… lighter…”.  Oh you got to thinking that?  What a thought trailblazer… this will revolutionize the firearms industry.  Up until now no short rifles exist!

    SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Travis Haley anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ’s sake! Blue Steel? Gun Metal? Tacti-ligra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! I invented the Short Barreled Rifle, I invented it! What have you done? You’ve done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey’s uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can’t get the job done, then I will!

    0:20 – I can just picture the conversation in the IT boss’ office.  “Uhhh so Steve when you were gone at lunch Reggie here was looking for a USB cable and I told him just grab one from your computer bag and he found THIS.  Frankly we think it’s pretty cool, but Monica shit a brick and immediately called HR in an effort to get you canned.”

    0:28 – Is that a thing?  Punching out on every shot?  Or is it another one of those “I saw it in a Magpul video, but got the message wrong” type thing?

    Short-Barreled-Shepherd0:46 – Dude calls himself “A SHORT BARRELED SHEPHERD” <– AAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

    Despite the short barreled shepherd thing I actually checked out a few of his other videos, and they are well done.  Coincidentally he does go by “Shortbarrel Shepherd” On YouTube.

    Thoughts?  Ever consider getting one of these short barreled rifles he invented?

    Hat tip: Isaac

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    A Thirst For Blood And Too Many Guns

    Cyanide & Happiness with an “I wish a MFer would” type scenario:

    Let me start off by saying every time I see a video with vector type graphics like this I immediately am like “OOHHHHH this will look awesome on my TV in 1080p”, and then I stop the fireplace screensaver I usually have on at night and put the video up.  Secondly, a couple of the people who emailed me this speculated that it was maybe subtly attacking gun owners.  In my opinion it’s just Cyanide & Happiness doing what they do best, and just exaggerating everything to get laughs.  I’ve been wrong once or twice though.  I’d have to say the part that I did cringe over though was actually something I missed the first time I watched the video because it’s after the initial credits come on (I stopped there the first time).  When I was writing the post it was up on my other screen and I saw him sucking on the shotgun… yea I didn’t care for that, but again likely just done to get a rise out of us.

    Cyanide-And-Happiness-Shotgun-MouthThoughts?  Funny, or not funny?  Tactical mullet not funny because it’s true? :P

    The ATF comic they did a while back reminds me of the ARES armor thing that’s going on right now.

    Hat tip: Mac21500, Ryan, Kyle

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    Concealed Carry Is For Losers And Douchebags

    LOL says one South Carolina pub owner:

    Concealed-Carry-Douchebags-LosersTwo tactical moms in the video, right on.  My biggest concern is why does this man have “A BAR FULL OF CHILDREN” (1:14)?!?!

    hahaha oh man people are destroying him on Yelp.

    Well he definitely has the right to put the sign there… not a great business move though to say the least.

    Thoughts?  You jelly of his luscious handlebar mustache?

    Hat tip: Mike