Did Larry take that mat from Crossfit? Note I just gave all you crossfit guys the chance to pipe up again, and let everyone know that you do crossfit hahah :P
Cryptic message from the past sends Bond on a mission:
Meh, doesn’t really have me wanting more. That said 007 movies are always entertaining, have plenty of action, and awesome visuals at the locations they pick.
Our all-new Dual Sight System elevates the AR-15 from effective to absolutely lethal. By allowing you to mount both your battle sights, red dot or reflex sight, and your scope simultaneously, you are able to “stay in the zone” by targeting close, medium and long-range targets quickly and with great accuracy. By sighting your scope 0 at 100 yards, it maintains +/-1″ off sight line (2″ point blank range) from 80 to 220 yards!
As you can see by that ballistics chart, those clown stilts give your AR-15 laser beam level accuracy. Don’t argue with me guys, it’s on an official looking graphic and there’s numbers. Science.
This next picture shows an EOtech mounted at the end of a rail way ahead of the scope. Maybe it’s just my personal preference for my vision, but I tried that once for kicks and it was so easy to lose the red dot in the lens at that distance.
0:16 – Well that escalated quickly… so you carried it empty and then you loaded it and pulled the trigger at your buddy? Hmmmmmm.
0:32 – What are you on PCP? You LOADED IT. Nooooo Noooooo… HE WASSSNNNNT READDDDDYYYYYY.
0:56 – “Weapons. Are you Ready… or not?” … So what’s the message here? Don’t mix alcohol and guns? Don’t bro and gun? Don’t talk to dudes unbuttoned down to the 3rd button about your gun because you’ll want to shoot them over some Man-cleave hate? I don’t know, but no one should have to die like that.
If you think the add seems familiar you’ve probably seen this “Speed Kills” type ad from the New Zealand Transport Agency:
Pure gold. I’ve NEVER seen chaos so guided *tear rolls down cheek*:
If you remember my first post on Guided Chaos titled “Sometimes His Mom Lets Him Train“, the video was a pure train wreck. Obviously as you can see they didn’t take the criticism constructively, instead they made that video private (standard move).
In the above video there are a lot of fancy, low impact looking quick moves. My gut instinct tells me that would work like bullshit in real life, but what do I know?
0:05 – These quick air moves will at least let your attacker know you’re batshit crazy. Probably not a bad psychological maneuver actually. I’d recommend reaching down your pants and pulling poop out though pre-jazz hands, just to up the ante.
0:20 – A LOT of jostling in this video, and slaps and yells at “attackers” which are calmly swaying back and forth.
0:27 – Yesssssss. I knew disarms were coming. So legit guys. Take notes.
0:33 – All killer no filler.
0:35 – Those slaps tho…
0:43 – Whoa I thought for a second here the Chaos was going off the rails for a sec… but then I was like “nope…. nope… I see you brAh my bad, it’s guided”.
I think this guy must have attended the Guided Chaos school for CQC: