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Big willie style:
Yea so that’s Will Smith getting jiggy wit it at the range with Taran Butler. Rumor has it he might have been training for Suicide Squad:
So does this make Will pro-gun? I can’t keep track of these things… is he just another Hollywood celeb that does gun stuff hypocritically because it pays the bills?
There doesn’t appear to be any official trailers for Suicide Squad out yet. According to IMDB the release date is August 5th 2016, so the thirsticipation has a while to build.
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They are flipping it on us with this one:
This is a classic move. You watch the video, which is all safety related and they make you feel like if you disagree with any of it you must be a monster-trash-piece of a human being who hopes kids accidentally find guns and teens commit suicide with them.
From the Be Smart for Kids website:
Every year, at least 100 children age 17 and under die in unintentional shootings, and over 400 die by suicide with a gun. Many of these deaths are entirely preventable with responsible gun storage. We know we can keep our kids safer by introducing these five easy steps to parenting and everyday life:
S – Secure guns in homes and vehicles.
M – Model responsible behavior.
A – Ask about unsecured guns in other homes.
R – Recognize the risks of teen suicide.
T – Tell your peers to be SMART.
Please do not take this as callousness, but did anyone else think that 400 a year for teen gun suicides seemed quite low? I just would have though it would have been higher. Yes I think it’s a terrible waste of potential, devastating and selfish when even one person commits suicide, but I’d be willing to bet more than 400 teens die per year accidentally from hundreds of other things which no one is making videos about and throwing millions of dollars at with “grassroots (but not) effort”.
Knowing what I know now I’d definitely left swipe Melissa. Before though I always thought she had the “cool mom” look going on. Now she has a bit of a “get money gut” under that flowy shirt and roots… plaGH, WOULDN’T. She should have just kept cashing those Melissa & Joey checks while living off Sabrina The Teenage Witch residuals, and kept her beak closed on the gun issue.
Thoughts? You happy with having your guns and ammo separated plus locked up in a safe, for the children?
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If this doesn’t make you smile I don’t know what will:
#WifeMaterial. I feel like Kirsten and I would get along pretty well. She’d no doubt get irritated at my idiosyncrasies, and probably attempt to convince me to tone down the trolling on the blog, because she’s such a nice person. I’d refuse because YOU CAN’T CAGE A WOLF KIRSTEN, and that would be a major point of contention. Money would also be something we’d fight about… Kirsten would be all on that “What about the education of the kids we’re going to have soon Mike?”, then I’d quote various Drake lines which summarized my thoughts on the situation. She’d then make fun of me for listening to Drake. In a bit of a roll reversal Kirsten would be wanting to buy extremely expensive rifles all the time because that’s how she rolls being a pro shooter and all. I’d be stressed out about that because I’d just rather have a bunch more ARs in various configurations and some customized Glocks we could mess around with instead. Anyway this post is really far off the rails now so I’m going to end it.
Thoughts? I bet whenever Kirsten sees ENDO posts on her pop up in her feed, she probably knows by now to brace for a thirst tsunami of epic proportions. hahah
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Seattle, WA. May 1, 2015:
The scene is set by this kid (Shayne Butts) carrying a rifle while wearing a camouflage plate carrier with a gasmask hanging off of it, magazines on his BACK, in addition to other magazine pouches and god knows what those other rear pouches are for.. Oh and he has one of those “fuck me up fam” type haircuts we see in the barber memes. Is he a hero? Is he a villain? In my eyes he’s neither, he’s just doing it to prove some a point he thinks needs to, and it’s within his rights to do so. Would I do that? haha not a chance. Do I think it’s disruptive and sets the open carry movement back? I’m with Shanye on this one… I don’t really care if people are uncomfortable. If they don’t like the laws in the state or country as a whole, the world is a big place… take up residence elsewhere.
You can tell Shayne is extremely nervous. He keeps his cool though despite being heckled and filmed buy dozens of people. What was with that main big dude getting all up in his business with that tough guy attitude? Oh another winner at 1:44 in video #2 surfaces too screaming “You’re putting every person of color’s life in danger by bringing that here. You are threatening me. You are threatening me.” *eye roll* Holy that lady at the end of video #2 also is so obnoxious…
I think one angle that may have worked better would have been if Shayne would have just 100% kept his mouth shut and didn’t bother engaging any of those emotionally charged individuals at all.
There is a short interview you can watch with Shayne over at King5.
Kyle Lamb does NOT approve.
Thoughts?
Gat tip: Matt, Jay
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Blowing expensive shit up as usual. Only In America:
Man, how many Apple watches did Richard buy? Like eight? A lot anyway haha. I’ll have to remember to ask him next time we exchange emails.
Here’s more footage of Verne shooting, from his own personal YouTube channel:
I like collab vids like this. My favorite Richard Ryan collab of all time is still Richard Ryan x Carnik Con. The game is at a loss without Dugan in it anymore.
Thoughts?
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Hand to hand. He thankfully doesn’t have a gun in this:
Skip to 1:34 if you don’t want to deal with the bush league looking video and psuedo-dubstep music intro.
1:37 – 10/10 would dance with. I’d like to see Shoothouse salsa dance though. I hear that’s one of the hardest dance genres to master.
2:20 – “Relative safety as well as relative danger in a fight works both ways”… Hmmm interesting how that’s also transferrable to a dark shoothouse LOL.
All that shit shoothouse is doing, slow or “fast”.. the fast is still not as fast (4:27) as real life would be… and in real life you also wouldn’t know it was about to happen that way.
All these moves remind me of the shit me and my Asian buddies used to get in trouble for doing at school. Slowed down cool looking moves with sound effects added in.
I wouldn’t trust this douchebag’s advice on so much as making a breakfast smoothie. Lucky I’ll never be in that position to receive fight or smoothie advice from him, unless he shoots someone else and winds up making my smoothies at Whole Foods to pay the bills.
I would have laughed so hard if that kid out of the blue just sneak cold cocked Shoothouse so hard it knocked his hairline back another 2 inches.