Hand to hand. He thankfully doesn’t have a gun in this:
Skip to 1:34 if you don’t want to deal with the bush league looking video and psuedo-dubstep music intro.
1:37 – 10/10 would dance with. I’d like to see Shoothouse salsa dance though. I hear that’s one of the hardest dance genres to master.
2:20 – “Relative safety as well as relative danger in a fight works both ways”… Hmmm interesting how that’s also transferrable to a dark shoothouse LOL.
All that shit shoothouse is doing, slow or “fast”.. the fast is still not as fast (4:27) as real life would be… and in real life you also wouldn’t know it was about to happen that way.
All these moves remind me of the shit me and my Asian buddies used to get in trouble for doing at school. Slowed down cool looking moves with sound effects added in.
I wouldn’t trust this douchebag’s advice on so much as making a breakfast smoothie. Lucky I’ll never be in that position to receive fight or smoothie advice from him, unless he shoots someone else and winds up making my smoothies at Whole Foods to pay the bills.
I would have laughed so hard if that kid out of the blue just sneak cold cocked Shoothouse so hard it knocked his hairline back another 2 inches.
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9 responses to “Shoothouse Puzikas Rants On Managing The Distance”
A minute of intro, wtf? He spent more time on that intro than he did making sure there were no students down range. This guy has ZERO credibility after what he did. They only people taking a class with this guy are people who don’t know how to Google his name.
There are Spetsnaz fanboys just like IDF fanboys who will take classes from literally anyone claiming to be either.
There’s a video of Puzikas and Yeager about a year after the shooting where they both agree that “accident” could have happened to anyone. Yeah, anyone not familiar with basic safety protocols. But safety is for pussies. Shooting your friends is what professionals do.
There’s different grades of Spetsnaz.
From guys who actually are kinda worthy who did some wrecking crew numbers in Afghanistan and Africa to…..prison guards.
It’s a catchall russian word like SWAT.
It can be LAPD or Bugtussle, Alabama.
Anyway, I wouldn’t piss on Puzikas if he were on fire
Why is homiedude the student wearing so much eye makeup? And why does homiedude make that weird exhale noise every time he throws a slow motion punch? And why is homiedude giving Puzikas what is commonly known as the Harlan County Zombie Stare? Clearly homiedude has been hittin’ the ole pills like they’re candy.
Ha I actually know where that place is, small world I guess. Sonnyvision, WTAF. I dont think Ive ever used the canteven phrase, but this might be the first.
Tribute to Shoothouse Puzikas:
“I’ve Shot Friends In Dark Places” to the tune of “Friends In Low Places” by Garth Brooks
Blame it all on my eagerness to shoot
I shot him out of his boots
And ruined my black ops affair
The first one to know
That shot hit you though
I was the last one
You thought you’d see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his ass down with that shot
And I toasted you
Said, baby, AK 360 no look
But I’ll never have to hear you complain
‘Cause I’ve shot friends in dark places
Where the gun fire sounds
And the vodka chases, my students away
It’s a Russian Melee
I’m not big on social media anyway
Unless you count VK
Think I’ll slip on down to the enclosed spaces
Oh, I’ve shot friends in dark places
Well, I guess Yeager was wrong
Look like I just hit a bong
But then, I’ve been there before
Everything’s not right
Just say goodnight
And I’ll show myself to the kill house door
Hey, I did mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me a second and then
Well, I’ll be as high
As that Yeager guy
Maybe he’ll let me move in
‘Cause I’ve shot friends in dark places
Where the gun fire sounds
And the vodka chases, my students away
It’s a Russian Melee
I’m not big on social media anyway
Think I’ll slip on down to the enclosed spaces
Oh, I’ve shot friends in dark places
Well, I guess my concept of safety is gone
Look like I just hit a bong
But then, I’ve been there before
Everything’s not right
Just say goodnight
And I’ll show myself to the kill house door
Hey, I did mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me a second and then
Well, I’ll be as high
As that Yeager guy
Maybe he’ll let me move in
Cause I’ve shot friends in dark places!
I said I’ve shot friends…. in dark places!
LOL man… if you played guitar and sang these out for YouTube vids you’d have so many subs and fame in no time.
Still got more live rounds on live bodies that most tacticool instructors.
Maybe, but how many of those bodies were students?