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    Inside The Glock That Has Been To Hell And Back

    Mattv2099’s old faithful G17:

    Mattv2099-Standard-301:35 – I hope he turns this “Scuzzy Skeeter” into a full blow Demolition Ranch style character.  He definitely needs to be very controversial with it too… Can’t do the gay thing because Demolition Ranch’s Creepy Cooter is already gay.  Scuzzy Skeeter is going to have to be a feminist tranny with anger management issues at the very least.  I have no idea what that character sounds like at the moment, but I bet she’s fierce.

    3:50 – “The takedown levers are completely full of chocolate”  LOL then he rapid fires in order to melt the chocolate so he can field strip the gun.  That’s too legit.  I can’t even.

    Holy and he’s at 111,413 subscribers now!  Amazing.  I see a million without breaking a sweat within 5 years.  Next stop, Glock sponsorship with private jet privileges.   YOU TUBE MONEY SON *Brrrrrrrrap brraaaaaap sound of clips being dumped*

    Thoughts?

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    .50 BMG Is For Kids 40mm Is For Men

    Richard Ryan snaps with this one:

    Richard-Ryan-Deagle-ShirtRegarding the beginning of the video… who the hell doesn’t wear a seatbelt in 2015?  I’m sure people have various reasons, but I’m guessing they are all bad.  I used to get so mad when the seatbelt on my Honda Civic would lock when I went to shoulder check to change lanes, but I still wore it.

    With the price of .50 BMG I hate to even thing what 40mm goes for.  I probably just got watch listed googling the price of it just now, whoops haha jk ;).

    1:27 – The energy transfer to the keg is glorious.

    Thoughts?

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    2A Stupidity Caught On Camera For Posterity

    The 2nd Amendment is open for debate… actually the entire constitution is:

    0:25 – Whoa whoa hit the breaks after that… what’s the next sentence Richie?  oh right it’s “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED”.  *smh* How much more clear can that be?

    0:29 – *eye roll* at the right to have a tank comment.  NEVER have I heard that one before. *sarcasm*

    constitution0:39 – SEGWAY LIFE.  #SquadGoals.  Side note on Segways, my dad and I did a Segway tour of downtown Chicago shortly after Segways came out.  Even though it’s impossible for two 6ft+ tall guys too look cool wearing bike helmets and backpacks standing on those… that shit was so awesome, I couldn’t even.  There’s always one person in the squad who can’t quite get the hang of it either, which is always good for some sympathetic laughs.

    It’s a shame, the guy has quite an operational beard.  If you’re wondering who this guy is, his name is Richard Martinez and his son Christopher Michaels-Martinez was shot by that Isla Vista, CA shooter / shit piece who I will not name.  Terrible occurrence for sure, and I don’t wish losing a son to anyone… but I don’t see how volunteering for Everytown for Gun Safety with the goal of disarming the rest of us who are perfectly sane and responsible is going to fix anything or make anything better for the country as a whole.   The good guys with guns are not the problem and have never been the problem.

    Thoughts?

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    Batman Makes Bloomberg Jealous With An Anti-Gun Gun

    In an upcoming Batman: Arkham Knight video game:

    Batman-2nd-AmendmentApparently it’s also in the Batman: Arkham City video game released in 2011.  I don’t ever remember seeing the anti-gun gun in movies, but correct me if I’m wrong.

    Was Batman not always anti-gun?  The picture I used for this post is a scan from a comic book, but I’m wondering if there is a reason he has a gun in the context of the story. Doing a google image search for “batman gun” shows numerous instances where he in fact seems to embrace guns in various comics. Some of it actually appears to be fan art.

    I’d be slipping if I didn’t say the GameSpot host is cute.

    Thoughts?

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    Inside Larry Vuitton’s Tumble Brag AK-74

    Nice looking rifle, but look at that tumble 0:28:

    Larry-FieriYou guys commented on the bullet tumble in a previous video Larry Fieri put out, and frankly I figured once more people pointed that out the video would disappear and get re-edited and re-uploaded.  Well that didn’t happen and they obviously don’t care because they used the footage again in this video.  Could it be strictly a bullet issue?  Sure… but hardly a selling feature at first glance.

    Man AKs have a lot of wobble.  There’s beauty in the wobble though amirite?  Thoughts?

    On another note, I tagged Guy Fieri in the post picture, within about an hour it was removed from his “tagged photos” page.  Mission accomplished.  He saw it haha.

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    Tannerite Be Throwin Rocks Maliciously

    When you see a vertical video you just KNOW shit is about to go down:

    Dat roll and bounce tho.  Fake?  Can you tell by the pixels?

    Looks-Shopped-Tell-By-PixelsROFL you guys need to click through the video to YouTube and read the comments.  There are some shenanigans with BREAK stealing the video and putting it up on their website (non-youtube embed, so the dude doesn’t get any money out of it), in addition to several other funny comments about emailing the guy about licensing.

    Thoughts?  “Mike you shouldn’t post stuff like this, it’s just adding fuel to the flames for the ban of Tannerite.”…  I can see it now.

    Gat tip: SayUncle