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    Gun Pointing And Pistol Whipping Over Current Girl And Ex Girl Drama

    Albuquerque, NM.  People like this actually exist:

    Xavier-Amaya-Gun-AlbuquerqueIt’s shocking to me that some idiot would actually point a gun directly at the heads of two girls because he was irritated.  I also find it shocking that several people were casually milling around while he got even more and more irate, while pacing around with the gun.  Even the vertical video camera man (it’s actually a girl taking the video) appears to be getting flagged at around 0:20.  Lucky there was record of this incident though, because the douchebag with the gun (Xavier Amaya) is now in jail for the time being, charged with domestic violence, aggravated assault and battery.

    *smh* some people’s kids.  It’s interesting now that with the internet if Xavier gets out of jail and decides to not be a douchebag someday, a quick google search of his name is going to reveal screenshots and videos of this altercation.  I’m guessing a lot of former criminals either just keep on being criminals, or else they change their names.  I’m thinking out loud here… a criminal record check would definitely not be circumvented by the name change, but I’m guessing that name change could at least easily get you a job shoveling cement, cleaning truckstop bathrooms etc…

    Thoughts?  What would you have done if you were there with the camera man and were concealed carrying?

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    Larry Turns Off A PC Classy 360 Degree Style With Slam Dunk

    *Larry turns if Awwwwwwwwf*

    0:48 – Whoa that gopro 360 spinner thing is awesome.  What a cool idea to get a different type of shot.  He should do that with one of his highspeed phantom cameras while tearing something up.

    Larry-Vickers-Louis-Vuitton-ParodyIs Larry filming these videos on a military range somewhere?  Looks like it could be one in the 360 footage.  It doesn’t really surprise me considering what an operator he was, that his name would ring bells if he just called up any base and was like “What’s good fam?  Can I borrow your range for an afternoon to *sings* turn it awwwwwwwwf?”

    1:26 – ROFL best part in any video of his, ever.  Just watch… I don’t want to spoil it.

    Thoughts?

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    Weather Channel Steals A Taofledermaus Video

    First NBC stole a video of his, now the weather channel pulled a jack move:

    The stolen “Coke V.S. Molten Lead” video in question you can watch here.  The weather channel “version” you can google because I’m not linking them.

    HAM-John-C-ReillyThe funniest part is the the weather channel actually still exists.  If I want to know the weather I just look at Google Now on my phone, or at the very most type “weather XXXXX” and google tells me it.

    My second questions is how is the molten lead and coke experiment even remotely related to weather?  Starry Night?  Like the weather being nice enough to see the stars?  Yea even that’s a stretch.  Basically what it amounts to is a site that’s running very low on 2015 and beyond relevance, needs to start ranking in google by talking about random shit.

    I can’t see this ending well for the weather channel if Taofledermaus choose to get a lawyer involved.  He has emails and everything…

    Thoughts?

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    Rock the Kasbah Trailer

    Gatorade-Talibade-Taliban-Jihad-Drink-OriginalBill Murray is alright I guess, but I’m the most psyched about Kenny Powers and Jess from New Girl being in it.

    I still feel like this movie has been done 15 times already in the last decade.  I feel like that about most movies.

    Thoughts?

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    Tactical Rubber Guns

    Straight outta Japan.  Simulated weapons training for professionals:

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    The company is creatively called Tactical Rubber Guns.

    Japan; the home of Airsoft interpretive dance, and more Costa fanboys per sq mi than any other place on earth.

    I get that there’s a time and a place for training guns, but doesn’t the JP military and police have real guns they can use for most of the training?  Holding a rubber gun and going “PEW PEW PEW” in your head is hardly the same as the real thing.  I know hand to hand combat type training rubber guns are often used to prevent injuries.  Most importantly, sim-storming a beach Japanese SEAL style with your rubber guns is NOT going to impress the ladies.

    From the site:

    Development plans : M16A3 / M4A1 / G36 / SA80A2 / FAMAS / AUG F88 / HK MP5 / HK 416D / HK MP7A1 / FNH SCAR-L / SIGP226 / Beretta 92F / M9A1 / HK USP / P30 / MINIMI / M240 GPMC.

    Tactical-Rubber-Guns-1Why does Japan have no love for any Glock?  Import / export issues?  Before someone says “BUT MIKE, G36”, I’m pretty sure that they mean the HK G36… as the Glock 36 is probably one the least popular guns Glock makes.

    Thoughts?  School me on why these rubber guns are a good idea, and how they aren’t one step above JP love pillows.

    Gat tip: Carl

    P.S. – Still slow guys… Sorry I can’t create fire derp content to make fun of, out of thin air. :<

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    Jerry Gets Jurassic With The SPAS-12 Shotgun

    2:12 – LOL a decoy Jerry in black face? What the hell?

    3:00 – Dude has too much fun.  He’s has the agility of a pre-cowwadoody 14 year old boy.

    3:18 – Where did he get the truck and all these fancy props from?  Has the Jurassic plug no doubt.  Put me in touch with Jeff Goldblum, I have an idea I want to pitch him.

    Oh crazy, at the end it mentioned his daughter and her husband made the Jurassic Park Ford explorer up.

    Jurassic-WorldLike I mentioned before, Jerry is owning YouTube youngsters at their own game.  I still haven’t seen Jurassic World but it’s on my list.  Tryin to get that Chris Pratt Men’s Fitness cover body for the summer time too, you feel me? I was going to post some progress shots on Instagram, but didn’t want the gun bunnies to lose their minds.  haha

    Thoughts?