• Tactical Toothbrush With Glass Breaker

    Ugh whyyyyyyyyyy:

    Does it surprise anyone that this is a Kickstarter campaign?  Goal is $40,000 AUD (Australian Dollars), and they are at just under $2k at the time of writing this with 20 days to go.  Too early for me to speculate if people are dumb enough to fund this.

    Tactical-Tooth-BrushApparently “glass breakers” are the epitome of tactical.  Who knew?  Too bad it wasn’t possibly to attach a “door kicker” of some type to the tooth brush to make it more operator.

    I take my oral health very seriously and will continue to use only toothbrushes approved by dentists, not some fly by night Australian designers trying to shoehorn some tacticalness into keeping my teeth clean.

    Massive fail for not even having a Glock attachment, amirite?

    Thoughts?

    Gat tip: Kyle

  • Real Life First Person Shooter Puts Random Internet Chat People In Control

    This video company set this all up then left it up to unsuspecting people on chatroulette, omeagle, and skype to take control:

    Behind the scenes worth watching if you like the video:

    pew-pew-pew-video-gameGood stuff!  They did a nice job.  I had no idea that chatroulette and omeagle still exist.

    Nice to see people coming up with unique things like this. Technology is crazy.

    Thoughts?

  • Is Fireclean Simply Crisco? A Scandal Of Epic Proportions?

    SHOTS FIRED.  Science maybe exposes a scandal:

    Apparently some guy did a spectrum analysis (never showed the paperwork or results online though as far as I know) and it showed they were the same.  I’m sure there are many people who have a spectrum analysis machine at work who could do this test… Kind of weird these results haven’t been made public.  The guy in the video sciences it, and his findings are visually pretty convincing.

    2:29 – Dudes be like “CAMERA CUT OUT… HE MESSED WITH THE LIQUIDS!” :P

    I think a good 2nd test here would be to deep-fry fries or something by using only fireclean and see what it tastes like.  Right? haha

    Here is the patent for fireclean apparently.  It talks a lot about vegetable oil.

    A dude from a competing company called Weapon Shield talks on the subject and does a test:

    Mother-Of-God-MemeI have no idea if either of those test are unbiased. I have no dog in this fight, and don’t own a skull bracelet, and don’t run WindowsXP, so my opinion on this really doesn’t matter.  Weapon Shield is looking pretty good in the above Weapon Shield video though. *shrug*

    Thoughts?  

    Gat tip: no uno

  • Gungeon 8-Bit Style Throwback Shooter

    Make your way through the levels of the Gungeon to ultimate treasure: the gun that can kill the past.

    Enter the Gungeon is a gunfight dungeon crawler following a band of misfits seeking to shoot, loot, dodge roll and table-flip their way to personal absolution by reaching the legendary Gungeon’s ultimate treasure: the gun that can kill the past. Select a hero and battle your way to the bot­tom of the Gungeon by surviving a challenging and evolving series of floors filled with the dangerously adorable Gundead and fearsome Gungeon bosses armed to the teeth. Gather precious loot, discover hidden secrets, and chat with opportunistic merchants and shopkeepers to purchase powerful items to gain an edge.

    LOL @ “a gun that can kill the past”.  It’s amazing how far we have come in terms of processing power, yet 8-bit looking games are still being made because they are so much fun.  Reminds me of playing Zelda and Megaman, and old Mario games on my gameboy.  If I played games still, I’d definitely get this one when it comes out.  Looking like sometime in 2016 according to the Steam page.

    Make sure to check out the official Gungeon website for lots more pictures and info.

    GungeonI know one of you guys is going to have new girl back to the crib sometime and give her the “tour” and you’ll think you’re smooth by saying “Come downstairs and I’ll show you my gungeon”.  At that point she will have slowly started backing away before making a run for it and calling the cops on you.

    Thoughts?  You feeling this 8-bit look?  Or are you like “Give me Doody, energy drinks, and some cheetos and I’m good!  Screw 8-bit!”?

  • Nano Technology In Rifle So It Doesn’t Require Lube

    Interesting:

    Kanye-How-MemeCalcium ftw!  haha.  Nano stuff always blows my mind… just sitting here like “HOW?”

    Anderson Manufacturing should fire their YouTube music guy though.  That music should be used to sell USB drives on the home shopping network, not a rifle.

    Thoughts?  Would potentially operate with?  This no lube thing is kinda sus right? I’d need to see some torture tests, or at the very least hear what Ja Rule has to say about it.

  • Legend – Trailer

    Tom Hardy plays two characters (twins) in this, and it looks promising:

    Tom-Hardy-LegendYea I’ll see this.  Looks like it might have some decent gun play!  Based on actual scumbags even.

    1:57 – “I’ve come here for a proper shootout.  A shootout is a shootout… like a western.” haha

    Playing two characters is such a baller move… if he pulls this off it will basically automatically put him in the running for an Oscar.

    Thoughts?