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    Everybody In The Club Getting Shot

    Gross mishandling of firearms, little person in bondage gear as a prop, and various other negligent shenanigans:

    I listen to a lot of rap and watch a lot of rap videos, so this doesn’t even phase me.  Some of your heads are going to explode though, after like 10 seconds into the video.  Sure they are all plastic guns, but you know as well as I do that once you handle and respect real firearms it’s really uncomfortable to even think about doing something similar with a realistic (although brightly colored) looking fake gun like putting it in your mouth and putting the trigger.  Maybe that’s just me, but I just would feel weird even doing that as a joke.

    I’m not really a big fan of the rapper Father, but this song is sort of catchy I’ll give him that.  So many of these rappers follow such a formula now, already established by other rappers.  The beats… the rhymes… most seem so derivative.

    0:48 – It pisses me off that people call these things “hoverboards” now.   Uh nah it doesn’t “HOVER” son.  It might have something to do with that stupid Wiz Khalifa story of him getting arrested at LAX riding one of those… acting like a spokesperson of our generation.  Hmm interesting I just googled him and he’s 28.   Looking like someones sweet grandmother with those glasses and braids.

    0:54 – Spin the knife rather than spin the bottle haha.

    2:07 – Mass murder *yawn*.  This guy is trying too hard to be edgy like Tyler, and like how Odd Future was in general.

    Everyone-Club-Getting-Shot-Rap-VideoThoughts?  Are people still getting shot in clubs anyway?  I lived through that…. sooooo early 2000s.  *smh* hipsters trying to bring everything back.

    Gat tip: Jeremy

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    Halloweening It With Some Precision Pumpkin Carving

    Kirsten Joy Weiss puts .22 LR to pumpkin:

    Good call on her recognizing that the back is where the best “look” of the carving will come from.  I’ve seen so many YouTube videos where people just pepper the front and it doesn’t look like much, and the back is all blown out.

    Kirsten-Joy-Weiss-Pumpkin-Carving3:14 – Quotable – “We gotta loaaaaaad morrrrrrrre magazinaaaaaays”.  Download the autotune ringtone on iTunes now for $2.99 + shipping and handling.

    To me, Kirsten is another subscriber count phenomenon (51.5k) like Carnik Con (87k).  Carnik Con had so much less when Dugan quit making videos *quietly pours out liquor*.  Although obviously different, both have way less subscribers than I figure they should have for the quality of videos they put out.  I have zero doubt in my mind that if Kirsten “sold out” in the typical female online sense, or even started making trolling videos like 200k Mattv2099 she would be at millions of subs in no time.  That’s how you know Kirsten is cool though… she just does this for the sport and won’t bend her morals.  What good are subscribers if you sold your soul and have to wear a bikini and hawk the tactical equivalent of skinny teas and protein shakes right?

    Thoughts?

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    Shotgun Busting Clays Out Of A Polaris RZR

    Phillip Thorrold getting after it:

    Yea I realized I’m going backwards in time on these Philly T videos, but I think you guys need to see all of them.  This is the final (old) one I’m going to post.   How awesome is this?!  The only thing more awesome would be if he took his Ferrari over that same ramp and shot out the top of it.

    Philip-Thorrold-Polaris-RZRHoly that RZR gets some air.  My cousins have one, and I always though it felt a bit sluggish compared to dirt bikes (which of course they are).  Seemed like a death trap to me, to try something that crazy on it.  Phil does have those specific ramps built though, so it wouldn’t require me doing 60mph through a country ditch praying there wasn’t a rock, wet spot, a culvert, or a million other things that could ruin my day.  I find the worst part about ramps though when I was young is that due to my nature I just keep pushing the envelope on them.. faster.. faster.. faster, then when that upper limit is reached my friends and I would start putting stupid things underneath them (including people) that we would have to clear.  Somebody always went home bleeding and crying, that’s just how those days worked and it was a blast.  Thank god I never thought to suggest we combine shooting and ramp jumping, because I’d probably not have lived to write this blog.

    Thoughts?

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    Black Rifles On Sunday T-Shirt

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    Another must-have t-shirt available now at ENDO Apparel.

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    Gross Motor Skills Rifle Magazine Reloading Tutorial

    I’m embarrassed for you guys.  Seems like I’m the only one who was doing this before it was cool.  I present to you the gross motor skills reload:

    LOL FML right?  TIER -23 Michael Jordan level chief of operations.  So disruptively dynamic.

    I initially assumed it was for sure Airsoft, but he has another video showing the disassembly of the SCAR and it appears to be the real deal.

    Gross-Motor-Skills-Rifle-Magazine-ReloadAsian guys are consistently so next level.  They had the illest karate moves and mock handgun disarms in middle school too, I couldn’t even compete.  You can that stereotyping if you want, but it’s just my first hand experience; I was constantly in awe.  Check this, my dawg Roger could even hit an apple with a thrown playing card from across the classroom.  I remember playing Ping Pong in the game room one day and he started tripping throwing cards really quick, and a bunch of them stuck into the drywall and others took chips out.  We were like “OH SHIT, Mr. Scott is going to lose his shit!”, so we quietly dipped just in time while the lunch lady was walking down the hall.  I remember moving a poster of constellations or something later that day over top of the damage.  I’m pretty sure the janitor could have used something to do.  Looking back I’m almost positive one of them just roasted blunts all day in his van until his radio lit up from a kindergarten teacher saying someone puked on the floor again.

    Thoughts?

    Gat tip: No uno, TacticalNerd, Addicted2thegear

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    Instructor Zero Is A Tier -19 Special Forces Trainer

    Here’s why:

    Oh god Funker Tactical just hit the TURBO on the Instructor Zero marketing engine once again, so hold onto your spongebob underwear.

    So many pixellated faces in this video, so crucial. A lot of good that does though *sarcasm* when all I did was zoom and ENHANCE the reflection in Zero’s glasses at 1:08, and voice recognition at 3:03. I could name names and units, but I’m not trying to disrupt foreign relations you know?

    0:57 + 2:08 – These guys do the worst push-ups I’ve ever seen.  It’s like in gym class when you’re just trying to hit the count and that’s all you care about.

    Instructor-Zero3:25 – “Instructor Zero has trained over 40 special operations forces units from all over the world”

    I found the lack of suffocation bags, tactical tights and parachutes in this video quite disturbing.

    Thoughts?  What do you think the point to all this Instructor Zero marketing is?  Just gain more YouTube fame?  I think the eventual plan is for him to move to the USA and try and dominate the realm of tactical training.