0:45 – At this point I’m like PLEASE DON’T SHOW ME JERRY’S JUNK.
hahah man Jerry is too good at this. Perfect timing for me considering I just watched Terminator Genisys a couple nights ago. Great movie btw with LOADS of action if you haven’t seen it.
4:00 – I’m never one to muzzle sweep myself on purpose, this is all incredibly badass though wow.
“Salt was designed around the belief that a gun does not have to take a life to protect a life.” So basically #CriminalsLivesMatter. It’s so progressive to want to save the life of a scumbag who wants to hurt you. All criminals should get a 2nd and a 3rd and a 4th etc.. chance at hurting someone else. Can you imagine how scared criminals are going to be about the potential of someone shooting slow moving powdery balls at them? I CAN’T EVEN.
“We keep it in our nightstand because it’s not deadly, you don’t have to lock it up,” said CEO Adam Kennedy. “You should feel comfortable having this by your bed, because your kid can’t kill himself with this.” The $300 handgun is powered by CO2 cartridges and holds seven .70-caliber slugs. They contain ghost pepper extract encased in a ball that breaks on impact like an egg. He said it causes the lungs to constrict, as they would during an asthma attack. He said the shooter does not have to hit the intruder directly, since every shot releases a five-foot spray of pepper extract. Full story at Fox News.
AHHAHAHA sorry but any “defense method” which depends on CO2 gas, the direction of the wind, type of clothing the target is wearing, the intended target’s ability to just run 5 ft away from the powder is just too hilarious to even fathom. Naturally there was an Indiegogo campaign for this, which since has been removed for violating Indiegogo’s “This product is a piece of shit policy”. Haha I wish they were so bold.. but it actually just violated their policy that products can not harm anyone. Oh well I’m sure these hipsters will have millions of idiots throwing millions of dollars at them on another platform in no time flat.
Thoughts? Would operate in irritating and possibly effective powdered self defense operations?
0:28 – First look at the operators in this course. Pfffffft no pixelated faces. Are these guys even TIER?
0:44 – Wait for it….. OHHHHHHHHH THAT PIVOT!!!!!! If I were a tactical range DJ I would have yelled “REWIND THAT.. BRING THAT BACK” *Funk Flex bomb drops*. Tactical Range DJ… I should add that to my twitter bio, it sounds lit.
0:49 – What’s with the tactical bum shake? Like Pac said on “I get around“, it’s like he put a little twist in his hips ’cause we’re watching. Such a legendary 90s summertime video btw. Get familiar if you’re not already down.
Word on the street was that Luca, a marketing manager at Beretta wanted to call the school “Beretta Defense Shooting Militia”, but then Lisa in Accounting saw the initial expense report come across her desk as BDSM and was like “LOL you guys trollin or what?”. Luca then google images’d that on a company computer, and got called in to Luigi’s office and had some ‘splainin to do. Lets just say he brought cannoli for everyone that Friday.