Hipsters Design A Non-Lethal Gun Which Shoots Annoying Powder


“Salt was designed around the belief that a gun does not have to take a life to protect a life.” So basically #CriminalsLivesMatter.  It’s so progressive to want to save the life of a scumbag who wants to hurt you.  All criminals should get a 2nd and a 3rd and a 4th etc.. chance at hurting someone else.  Can you imagine how scared criminals are going to be about the potential of someone shooting slow moving powdery balls at them?  I CAN’T EVEN.

“We keep it in our nightstand because it’s not deadly, you don’t have to lock it up,” said CEO Adam Kennedy. “You should feel comfortable having this by your bed, because your kid can’t kill himself with this.”  The $300 handgun is powered by CO2 cartridges and holds seven .70-caliber slugs. They contain ghost pepper extract encased in a ball that breaks on impact like an egg. He said it causes the lungs to constrict, as they would during an asthma attack. He said the shooter does not have to hit the intruder directly, since every shot releases a five-foot spray of pepper extract.  Full story at Fox News.

Hipster-Salt-Self-Defense-GunAHHAHAHA sorry but any “defense method” which depends on CO2 gas, the direction of the wind, type of clothing the target is wearing, the intended target’s ability to just run 5 ft away from the powder is just too hilarious to even fathom.  Naturally there was an Indiegogo campaign for this, which since has been removed for violating Indiegogo’s “This product is a piece of shit policy”.  Haha I wish they were so bold.. but it actually just violated their policy that products can not harm anyone.  Oh well I’m sure these hipsters will have millions of idiots throwing millions of dollars at them on another platform in no time flat.

Thoughts?  Would operate in irritating and possibly effective powdered self defense operations?