“You, with the eight foot long orange penis toy! Stop shoving that through the inner tubes! It’s not funny! It’s not! I’m laughing about something else! It’s not funny, now stop!”
Admin (Mike)
haha. More captions!
Josh
Army Rangers are those soldiers assigned to an Army Ranger Battalion. This guy is “Ranger qualified” – a graduate of the Ranger School. This distinction probably isn’t made much outside of the Army. But consider that Army Rangers have been around long before an official Army school and tab. These “Rangers” were members of Ranger units, tasked to carry out missions befitting their special training. Conversely, there are soldiers who graduate from Ranger School but never serve in a Ranger unit, and some (mostly officers) who don’t serve in any “Ranger-like” capacity (officers that complete the course for the experience, but do not serve in a combat related role). The tab shows a qualification.
Admin (Mike)
Gotcha. I didn’t know the difference. Thanks Josh.
PP
RAMIREZ, GET IN THAT INNER TUBE AND DEFEND THE LOCAL SWIMMING POOL
The top-secret unlockable level of MW2 was a bit of a disappointment.
Josh
Ha. Those games wouldn’t be nearly as popular if they included those less exciting aspects of being a soldier! They should include things like policing up spent brass at the range and cleaning weapons! That might be enough to drive them outside to play in the fresh air!!!
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“You, with the eight foot long orange penis toy! Stop shoving that through the inner tubes! It’s not funny! It’s not! I’m laughing about something else! It’s not funny, now stop!”
haha. More captions!
Army Rangers are those soldiers assigned to an Army Ranger Battalion. This guy is “Ranger qualified” – a graduate of the Ranger School. This distinction probably isn’t made much outside of the Army. But consider that Army Rangers have been around long before an official Army school and tab. These “Rangers” were members of Ranger units, tasked to carry out missions befitting their special training. Conversely, there are soldiers who graduate from Ranger School but never serve in a Ranger unit, and some (mostly officers) who don’t serve in any “Ranger-like” capacity (officers that complete the course for the experience, but do not serve in a combat related role). The tab shows a qualification.
Gotcha. I didn’t know the difference. Thanks Josh.
RAMIREZ, GET IN THAT INNER TUBE AND DEFEND THE LOCAL SWIMMING POOL
The top-secret unlockable level of MW2 was a bit of a disappointment.
Ha. Those games wouldn’t be nearly as popular if they included those less exciting aspects of being a soldier! They should include things like policing up spent brass at the range and cleaning weapons! That might be enough to drive them outside to play in the fresh air!!!
Enlistment would probably drop significantly :P
a tab is a diploma you wear, a scroll is a way of life….