KA-BAR Tactical Spork With Secret Prison Shiv

MIL-STD-

hahah:

KA-BAR-Prison-Shiv-SporkThe 2.5″ hidden shiv is so money.

$7 over at the KA-BAR website.

Thoughts?  Would shove Captain Crunch into your pie hole with? Wish a MF’er would try and steal your Captain Crunch so you could unscrew on them and *jjjghhh jghgghh jghhhh* (those are knife stabbing sounds) them with the shiv?