Zero Tolerance For Guns – High Tolerance For Stupidity

Another day another “zero tolerance” suspension:

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Zero-Tolerance-GunI wonder what would happen if someone went into the school at night and stashed little tiny toy guns absolutely everywhere throughout one of these schools? I’m talking THOUSANDS of them, that would be epic.

Zero tolerance suspension trolling should be the new open carry police trolling.  You heard it here first! :P

<— Yes that is actually the gun pictured beside a quarter. *eye roll*  haha and not only is the kid suspended for 3 days, but he’s also getting blocked from going on a field trip.  Homie is in advanced math, how much of a risk could he be?  Oh but zero tolerance is zero tolerance.

Joseph Lyssikatos if you want an ENDO Apparel t-shirt to troll your school, I’ll send you one for free.  My email address is in the sidebar.

Thoughts?


Comments

10 responses to “Zero Tolerance For Guns – High Tolerance For Stupidity”

  1. stokeslawyer Avatar
    stokeslawyer

    Zero tolerance policies are generally worthless, however the reaction in this instance is one I can kind of understand, at .22 short derringer isn’t much bigger than what is shown there and a teacher or kid could easily mistake that for the real deal.

    Now if it was pink it would be a different story… http://cdn2.armslist.com/sites/armslist/uploads/posts/2011/08/06/173724_01_cobra_ent_c22lr_pink_derringer_640.jpg
    …whoops, nevermind.

  2. Zero Tolerance = Zero Common Sense.

    Everything associated with the government is going to shit.

  3. I hope all this wonderful indoctrination backfires and creates more interest in guns

  4. All I can say is I’m glad I’ve long since graduated from the public school systems. The things I did in my youth if done today would have probably been considered as domestic terrorism by today’s teachers…

    1. SittingDown Avatar
      SittingDown

      You must have been one of the children that “resisted his teachers’ attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters.” ;)

  5. Anyone else notice that this occurred at Alan Shawn FEINSTEIN Middle School? Coincidence? I think not…

  6. lighttech Avatar

    these are the same morons who sent a kid home for having a gun made for a LEGO set LEGO!!! it was a inch long “black full auto assault hi -cap clip feed murder machine” that could kill LEGOS!!!!!

    god this is so sad

    if this happened to my kid, he would get
    don’t have to do homework during suspension time and 2X times the length for said suspension
    we are going to DISNEYLAND!!!
    we are going to the range to shoot REAL GUNS!!!
    basically have fun!!!
    and on the day he had to come back he will be late to just mess with them !!!

  7. If that were my kid I’d take him to get ice cream.

    1. If that were my kid, I’d take him to the range

      1. If that were my kid, I’d find a real school for him.