Quit Trying To Improve On Glock Perfection

The piehitters though be like “EnDo I nEeD a GucCi FLaT TrIggUr To ShOw My SuPerIorItY aNd ShOoT GrOoPs Mo BeTTer”.  Look no further chief:

I know people have made the comparison between this sub-industry of 3rd party Glock “upgrades” to car modifications.  I guess that helps me stomach it a bit more, but I still don’t really like it because I’ve always thought of guns as tools.  I feel kind of old saying this, but that’s my feeling about cars right now too.  I’m VERY much over them.  I would much rather just be driven everywhere (Uber), giving me a chance to look out the window and enjoy the surroundings if I want to rather than be stressed about traffic and other idiots on the road.  To keep my ~5 star status, politely I tell the driver I’m going to throw on my noise cancelling headphones and “get some work done” (You know… shitpost on instagram, or to keep it real with you fellas likely find an exciting new tea to cop 😬😏) then boom I’m in my own world, head boppin, bumpin MO BAMBA making moves online looking up at the mountains or architecture every now and then.  After it seems like no time at all has passed, I’m at the destination (likely WholeFoods, a coffee spot or another random chill location) relaxed as ever.

Anyways I know that was a little rant, but whatever back to the trigger.  If your Glock trigger for some reason is ruining your life because the edges are radius’d just slightly more than you’d like… or the stock black color is making you the laughing stock of your group of friends and local range, then I suppose spending $46 on the Strike Industries one might be the easiest fix ever.  Jokes aside, if any Glock mods make you feel good about yourself you gotta do them bro.  Life is short… buy the ice cream scoop too while you’re at it.

I actually made a meme up today on instagram about Gucci Glocks, and the video reminded me of it: