Sheepdog Fan Fiction About Dad Carry

I wrote another one:

"Look, Karen.. I’m not saying that drop leg carry doesn’t have its merits. What I am saying though, now hear me out by golly.. is that if you’re REALLY serious about protecting the flock… are you even listening? Put your cellphone down for a sec. Now as I was saying, if you’re serious about protecting the flock, you gotta hit the wolves with the 2:45 AM carry, outside the waistband to let em know, rock the above the knee shorts with the tucked gingham.. bloused ever so slightly. I specify the AM after the 2:45 because I’m an Armed Motherfucker. You like that hunny? HA I thought it up when our Stephanie was at swimming lessons yesterday." 📷@dhbunc12

A post shared by ENDO (@everydaynodaysoff) on Jun 1, 2018 at 4:41pm PDT

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