RIP to a real one:

I don’t know where you can buy this, or where the 3d print files are but someone said it was a dude on reddit.  Since reddit is like 99.9% shitposts (noise), it’s hard to find the source of good stuff like this.  If anyone in the comments has the sauce 💦 I’ll add it to the post.

Gat tip: Jacob via Aaron

Thoughts?