Boris Drago Can Solve Your Problems

“I can solve your problems” is his Instagram motto.  Eeeeeeeeh… solve your problems maybe, but I’m thinking he could create some pretty bad new ones after seeing these two videos:

Darwin-Deathhahah SMFH you nerds probably think this is unsafe right? Boris is HIGHLY skilled according to his own website Alpha Executive Protection.

I often wonder how people get to the point with something like this where they are like “I’ll put this up on social media to see, and embrace my genius!”

Darwin award in 3…2……

Thoughts?  Would Hire Boris?  Would Operate with Boris?  Would put Matryoshka doll bearing the likeness of Boris on the shelf in your gun room?