ABDO Concealed Carry Holster Isn’t Vaporware It’s Glorious

Is this real life?

LOL man this is too much.  Putting the holster in “away mode”, the holster locks and an alarm sounds, SMS message to your phone then showing where the holster is moving on Google maps.  Serious.

Here’s a “Robbery Scenario” video if you haven’t already spat the drink you were drinking all over the place and ruined your mouse and keyboard:

Abdo-Concealed-Carry-EAAInitially I thought EAA Corp was just professionally trolling, but now I’m not sure.  This appears to be an actual product though, with it’s own actual website where you can purchase one for $49.  What a time to be alive! hahhah

Thoughts?  You picking this up so you can carry your tiny pocket gun around in this massive technology enabled brick?  If I see you, I’m snapping a pic for the ‘gram; captioned – “LOL whose mans is this?”

Last thought, that derpy fedora dragon character they’re associating with this product is so sus.  I want to know the story behind it’s creation, because I’m sure it is an epic tale.

Gat tip: Jerry