This is awesome:

My dude Kyle hooked the pic up with no sauce.  Appears to be from somewhere on Reddit though.  I’m cool with those guys even though they don’t appear to get my sense of humor sometime.  Oh well you lose some and win some as they say… I like Drake’s addon to that phrase though “As long as the outcome is income”.  Reddit users do buy t-shirts and glock adapters so obviously I appreciate them for that.

If you think I’d be above learning how to cross-stitch, just to make a pillow like this for myself you’re wrong.  I love projects where I can learn something new, to put on the internal resume.  My girlfriend would be all at work doing important stuff for important clients and I’d be at home with the Earl Grey steeping, and my glasses slid to the end of my nose trying to get that pillow knocked off before 6pm.  I might even blow your collective minds and put Adele 25 on the system and sing along with it.  If I had snapchat it would be too lit. There would be a lot of obscure Drake references, and clothing pick-ups you’d get pissed off at me for.

Thoughts?