Works on birds:

Works on raccoons:

Anthropomorphic humor *blatant lexicon flex*, is always a winner.  Umarex comes correct with those two vids haha.

I never thought an air rifle would have enough Ooomph to kill and not just piss off & wound a raccoon.  They are recommending their Octane .22 for that, which has a 1250 ft/s muzzle speed using an alloy pellet.  For comparison .22 LR ranges from about 1200 ft/s to 1650 ft/s.  LOL holy that Octane .22 even comes with a non-removable 5 chamber suppressor which they say greatly reduces muzzle noise, a 3-9×40 scope, and adjustable 2 stage trigger.  Sounds like it would be cheap and fun to shoot.  They have some videos on the page too showing that it’s quite accurate at 25 yards… I wonder what it’s like at 50 and 100?  Anyone have one of these?  I used to rock a Daisy CO2 gun, until it started Mr. Freezing me with the gas leaks.  CO2 is so much more expensive than air (obviously), so that was a downside too.  Plus it used to piss me off when I’d be shooting for a long time and when the gas started getting low the accuracy really suffered.  #TeenBoyProblems

Thoughts?  Umarex has some pretty “assaulty” looking air rifles (by political standards) in their lineup.  Are these things flying under the radar in most states? If so, do the Mom’s who demand action know about this atrocity? Are they doing something to keep the cool teens safe? If it only saves one cool teen.

I know some of you also are going to get nostalgic and hit up the internet for Steppenwolf – Magic Carpet Ride, so there’s the link.