Sound advice:

If you need me I’ll be blindfolded, hanging upside down naked, listening to Pantera on 11 while detail stripping my Glock 17 with an industrial strength barn fan blowing stink in my face.  You just can’t buy training like that.  You should be able to, but you can’t.

I might even wild out and attach a toothbrush to my slide for some extra training.

Thoughts?