Chiraq Raconteur Says Teach Your Kid Right From Wrong Or Attend Their Funeral

True Chicago stories:

0:39 – Concealed carry.  Yup… I like where this is going.

1:14 – Wishin a MFer would.  haha

2:24 – Haha he’s a police officer even?  Nice.

chiraq-chicago-gun-violenceDamn this was the realest video I’ve seen in a long time.  So much truth.  I have zero sympathy for criminals either.

Gat tip: B Gerk


14 responses to “Chiraq Raconteur Says Teach Your Kid Right From Wrong Or Attend Their Funeral”

  1. KestrelBike Avatar

    someone hog-tie rahm emmanuel and throw his ass onto those streets for a day.

    1. +1

  2. In the immortal words of the prophet Ice-T, “Motherfucker talk shit get your wig split”

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar


  3. Rootbeer Joe Avatar
    Rootbeer Joe

    Church maffugga

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar


  4. I’m confused. Was it black folks or white folks who wanted to know where he was from? /sarcasm.

  5. Drapetomanius Avatar

    tl;dr version: Man pulls gun on suspicious youth. No further issues. Fin.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Yea but that story delivery tho!

  6. Unintelligible ramble, too many mudda fuggin or something like it. Whitey translation as follows:

    “I had an unpleasant day, tire was blown out and my window was broken. But look, I got the window fixed at least, hurray!”

    “So there I was, just minding my own business, when an unscrupulous urban youth proceeded to interdict my path. I’m not saying he was looking suspicious and stereotypical with ‘youth-in-trouble’ like demeanor, but it was an uncomfortable interaction at best. Mothers, please raise your kids right. I know many don’t have strong father figures (if at all) but you can do better than this.” Ect… seriously, how did this guy even get on the police force?

    1. Grindstone Avatar

      This was all I could think of.

  7. He’s got my vote. :)

  8. Squirreltakular Avatar


  9. Hashtag_butt Avatar

    Straight the fuck up driving on waterman and 40th the other day foo whips out on me i whip out put a LASER on his head state a few facts he started changing his tune and if im honest i had a zip and didn’t want my challenger to get holes in it so i let it be i mean zip in the pocket .45 and a dead dude yea they going to say deal gone wrong and lock me up because i have a habbit so had to leave him be and hope he don’t get no one why can’t we all just assume every other person has a gun cops do it’s within reason and completely justified