Chris Costa Making Japanese Dudes Forget About Their Love Dolls

*In my best Oprah voice* YOU get a boner!  YOUUU get a boner!  YOUUUUUUUU get a boner too!:

That there is the Chris Costa a.k.a. Sharky McJumperson *new* in turbo-hungry “paying my great grandkids college tuition” mode… shilling airsoft guns!  Oooooooooh kill’em ooooooooh.  I SHIT YOU NOT.

Holy god the excitement and man love in that room you’d need a reciprocating saw with a tungsten carbide blade to even ATTEMPT to cut through it… but to your dismay the blade would be like “nah bro, I just want a sniff of Costa.  GIMME ONE or I’ll cut you.” ew… just ew.

Here he is playing with some toy guns, in full turbo operator mode, making more JP boys fall in love:

1:58 – OHOOOOOO speed reload!  Multiple consecutive malfunction clear!  +1000 JP man love.

2:16 – The Japanese paid extra for that little *bow chicka wow wow* he did with the 1911 slide.  That’s in the options package that most countries can’t afford to spring for.

2:23 – Suspicious… that dude was on his knees in front of Costa.  CANNOT UNSEE or UN-IMAGINE.

2:36 – Costa’s *acting like I care what’s going on inside this POS* face.

2:58 – Ah cool, fake ammo he says to himself… they are paying me to care about this garbage he says to himself.

4:18 – Nothing but steel!  No wait… probably just pot metal or thin aluminum for it to ping off. *snicker*

4:54 – One on deck!  Just like real life. <3 CC

Here’s a 30 minute long Q&A with Costa (translated to Japanese after he says a sentence), which I don’t have the time to watch tonight:

I’m sure the above video is enthralling LOL… let me know in the comments.

Like, did he not know these vids would end up on the internet?  Or is this some cool new social media / rebranding strategy I wouldn’t understand?


BRB, this post gave me Lupus… Costa Lupus. In all honesty though, when vids like this show up in my email it makes me happy to be ENDO even more than I already am.

Oh and if you thought I was joking about the Love dolls, and fake girlfriends click those links.

No disrespect to JP as a whole, I fuck with your clothing and design heavy… you just need to get some self confidence and drive with the females though my dudes.  Or don’t… whatever makes you guys happy. :)


Hat tip: Jason, GearWhoresAnon, nouno


66 responses to “Chris Costa Making Japanese Dudes Forget About Their Love Dolls”

  1. Delray Silverback Avatar
    Delray Silverback

    I’m so HIGH DRAG/LOW SPEED I call myself a Tactical Turtle but even I know that pointing even an airsoft rifle at a crowd of people who are expecting me to do exactly that will mean there will be pics that will be used by the anti-gun lobby to damage our cause. Is there no forethought or voice of reason close to Costa that said “Hey, muzzle hosing a crowd of people might not be wise because…”

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha no derp satchel tho.

      1. conservakid Avatar

        You said the word gun in your post, you just damaged our cause against the anti-gun community.

  2. raisedby_dogs Avatar

    OH… MY… GOD.

  3. This shit is hard to watch.

  4. JohnnyIShootStuff Avatar

    Meh. Watching a Costa video is like going back to 2008 and watching that Happy days episode where a water skiing leather jacket wearing Fonzie jumps over a netted shark and bests the California kid on his own turf.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha Yea that’s why I went with the pic.

      1. I wrote that without seeing the homer pic you posted. Twisted minds think alike. Kind of scary.

  5. Jim Jones Avatar
    Jim Jones

    Man those Japanese men are some beta, fuck that – omega, bitches. For the love of g-d men, get some dignity!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Lol omega bitches

  6. Skip B. Avatar

    “I’m too Costa for my shirt, too Costa for my shirt, so Costa it hurts. I’m an operator, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk.” With apologies to Right Said Fred. Someone should make a loop of the first clip to that song.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha thank god he kept his shirt on. I’m sure some JP dudes would have fainted

  7. I bet that 5.11 does a booming business with the Airsoft crowd in Japan.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha Yea it’s probably out of control

    2. Tom from Roanoke Avatar
      Tom from Roanoke

      I think Costa is a great ambassador for the shooting sports, and the Second Amendment. I think that we, as gun owners, have lost our sense of humor. I personally laughed my A$$ off!

  8. Just Another Dude Avatar
    Just Another Dude

    Japanese fan bois be like “I’m all about that Costa, ’bout that Costa, no haley.”

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha too good

  9. They love HSP gear as well. Probably love anything that was/is associated with Magpul

  10. Joey JoJo Jr. Avatar
    Joey JoJo Jr.

    “Peace Combat”.


    1. Airsoft. Japan. Can’t say much more really.

  11. Could he possibly flinch more?

  12. He looked like a beaten dog in the second video. Saddest thing I have ever seen. This must be the “operator” equivalent of one hit wonder rock bands playing events at native american casinos in the midwest.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Haha Costa might be on the tactical casino circuit soon enough if that’s who’s writing checks.

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Weird I was getting anl 404 error replying to your comment initially

      1. i had a couple errors posting too actually mike. duplicate post error for me. i swear i aint spammin.

      2. i had a couple errors posting too actually mike. duplicate post error for me. i swear i aint spammin. damn tried to post this and got it again.

        1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

          404 error? Where it goes to the page not found hollow point slug page?

          1. Nope it tells me “looks like you already posted this”, even if its the first time I posted it.

  13. This was… Sad? It’s embarrassing and plain wierd.

  14. TheBear Avatar

    Da fuq

  15. This is very sad.

  16. umop_3pisdn Avatar

    jesus, this was painful to watch.
    although the haters gonna hate video is funny, the instagram link you provided was far more sad with the OOOOH’s and AHHHHHHH’s
    stopped watching the last video.
    THIS IS HOW YOU HOLD IT BECAUSE XYZ *guys who has never held a firearm in his life furiously takes notes*
    airsofters gonna be controlling recoil impulse like
    *thip thip thip….thip*

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha at thip thip thip recoil control

  17. conservakid Avatar

    Long time reader, first time commenter.

    He does look like a beaten dog, parts were painful to watch. That said, he can still trouble shoot an airsoft malfunction before half of us commentors can get a gun out of our pants.

    1. conservakid Avatar

      P.S. anybody know how to spell and pluralize ‘one who comments’? Dang it, first comment fail.

  18. Yeah I noticed watching the cat walk video that the audio was swapped out for music. I assumed it was totally removed when you replaced it with the Instagram one?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      I switched it back! I thought it was the same vid (i prefer youtube embeds) because I had the sound off on my phone because I was in public. haha I was wrong though, and the IG vid was (is) better you’re right.

  19. Pathetic!

  20. Oh my fuck boys…is this for real?

  21. Chris needs the money big time! What a shame!!

  22. Hey, ENDO, clamp down hard, ’cause this is a TEN DAY tour of Japan for Costa and Hendrix….with many MANY more events scheduled, and somewhere along the line they are going to present him with a tan Costa Ludas Glock airsoft pistol. But, Glock doesn’t license to airsoft companies…has actually sued over that….and we’ll REALLY see drama as that hit the media. Then….DIRECT from Japan to SHOT Show 2015!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha man I HOPE there are lots more laughs. Yea Glock doesn’t play around, that should be interesting.

  23. Costa cashing checks haters can’t write.

  24. elephantrider Avatar

    I bet he almost up to 5’8″ with the 3″ lift from those gay as fuck cowboy boots.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      LOL yea that’s quite the heel on those… sashaying down that JP runway.

    2. As a short, gay cowboy I am pissed about Costa making me look bad.

  25. GuruOGuns Avatar

    At least when Wild Bill hit his low point and had to perform him Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show he did it drunk and with live ammo to scare the shit outa people every so often. How the mighty have fallen

  26. Vitsaus Avatar

    Never go full Costa.

  27. Well besides the runway model scene, I really don’t think it was that bad. cultures are different, i mean they LOVE American stuff probably more than Americans do (a lot of celebs have gone there to do much worse for probably a lot less money), so in our eyes it may look really ridiculous (like their taste in clothing and hair styles). there are also quite a lot of rich japanese young men. and like all young men with lots of money, they like to spend it! Guns are not an option, so they can only really buy airsoft. he went there, got paid, and made some friends. He is doing more with his life than I ever will, so I won’t hate on the guy.

  28. my god first the zombie video thing he did , then tactical arm tape and teh old favorite C-Clamp, oh and lets not forget he sucks off the frog lube which is useless below 20*F outside unless you like sludge

  29. I can’t help but think this is what happens when you don’t allow people to have real guns. Airsoft is big in japan, because they like american action movies and are enthusiastic about firearms in general, but private ownership is virtually non-existent. Maybe once you are willing to settle for imitation firearms, it isn’t long before you are willing to settle for imitation girlfriends.

    To the best of my knowledge, they are still held to a defensive only force, due to our WWII treaty. So they don’t even have many trained vets like we do in the USA who actually know what it’s like to shoot. Sad.

    1. they actually go to Hawaii and in waikiki there’s a “gun range” that is offered to the japanese tourists.. the price to shoot the “special swat packages” are insane! but I guess they could keep flying down every winter and train.

  30. Joey JoJo Jr. Avatar
    Joey JoJo Jr.

    Best Quote of this thread:

    “Maybe once you are willing to settle for imitation firearms, it isn’t long before you are willing to settle for imitation girlfriends.”

    Friggin’ gold!

  31. SouthPawbynw Avatar

    I was praying that this was a video of him falling on the catwalk in cowboy boots. That would have been amusing and far less depressing.

  32. KneeShot Avatar

    When we went prone on the catwalk it reminded me of a stripper drop’n it to tha floor an slappin dem heels after a pole spin. Too funny. He must be burnt out on training classes. probably too many weird American Fan bois showing up at his classes. lets see what another countries fan boys like. I really hope the money is good.

    1. Yes, omg this +10000!
      I had this funny familiarity with that vid, but it makes me uneasy to go back now. I’ll be at the gent’s club thinking of Costa….. ugh…

    2. And don’t forget the DJ narrating: allright fellas, give it up for Chris!!!

  33. Will Smith Avatar
    Will Smith

    Shame on all of you! Seriously how have you all failed so badly. If I am correct there are a whopping zero Zoolander references. Just shameful.

    1. “.. He’s absolutely right!”

  34. Will Smith Avatar
    Will Smith

    Also I have to say one final thing:

    Chris Costa, you muzzle sweep like a bit*h!

  35. Tacbear Avatar

    All I can say is……..U.S. Coast Guard rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Bukkake!


  37. Why did he blink during his first shot?(1:46) O_o

  38. adolf hitler Avatar
    adolf hitler

    you faggots are jealous that CC makes more doing this shit in one day than you humps make in 3 years working at the lumberyard

  39. Classic costa.