PYRO Fireshooter Lets You Blast Fire From Your Wrist

Wow like 99% of that video was filler, and completely obnoxious.

Featuring four separate chambers for multiple shots, an easy to use remote device, soft touch finish and adjustable wrist strap, PYRO is about to turn up the heat on your performances.

Magic performances… operations…  Nothing would strike more fear into the heart of someone you have at gun pointed at then to rocket an unexpected mini fireball at them. :P

Glock-House-Fire-1If I strapped one of these on you better believe I’m Hadouken’ing all 4 chambers in a matter of seconds.  After that I’m guessing I’d be very disappointed in the amount of actual fire that was shot, and not care much about it after that.

At the price of $174 it’s just inexpensive enough for kids to bug their parents for, or save up their allowance.  Either way you know their sister’s hair is going to “accidentally” get lit up this Christmas.


8 responses to “PYRO Fireshooter Lets You Blast Fire From Your Wrist”

  1. GreenMountain Human Avatar
    GreenMountain Human

    Haha, as an old time SF fan, the Hadouken reference was gold. You could also do the Sagat “Tiger”. This thing is kind of cheesy but if you could amp it up a few steps you might not even need to carry. Seriously, if I could yell Hadouken and throw a real one = childhood fantasy fulfilled. Robot Chicken reference for the finisher –

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      hahah yea Sagat’s “Tiger”!!!!! LOL that Robot Chicken video is funny, I hadn’t seen it before.

  2. This was the one of the worst promo videos I have ever seen.

  3. John Fritz Avatar

    “Hi, Mr. Fritz? This is Ann from State Farm. I’m just reviewing the report we received from our field adjustor regarding the house fire and subsequent total loss you experienced last week.

    Can you tell me again what you think started the fire?”

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      LOL yea sounds about right.

  4. Jeff Lindblom Avatar
    Jeff Lindblom

    OK – this came up in the related videos, and looked a lot more impressive:

    Homemade job, and it seems like it has a lot more destructive potential. :)

  5. Just.. terrible video.

    In case anyone was wondering how it works.. so if you actually go to their site [1] (which is full of more marketingese) and scroll to the bottom:

    “PYRO uses 2 x AAA Batteries and 1 x 2032 Watch Battery (Not Supplied). Included in your package is 1 Bundle of Flash Cotton, 8 Large Sheets of Flash Paper and a Pad of 40 Small Pre-Cut Sheets ”

    So basically it’s a $175 wrist-mounted flash paper shooter. Honestly at that price.. and who knows how well-designed it is? pass.


    1. Also I want to know why the hell it needs 2 kinds of batteries.