OMG this is painful:
I see what they are trying to do, but uggggggg. MY BRAAAAAAINNN.
What do you think the chances are, that Nikki is a “cool mom”? I kinda get that vibe from her. Like she’d catch her 17 year old with that loud pack in his cargo pants when doing laundry, and not even trip. The type to roll up to her kid’s school pistol on the hip, bumping 36 Chambers in the minivan. The type to wear a blue turtleneck on an NRA News video, but go home and kick it in a sleeveless cut up deep-V ENDO Apparel shirt and capris, while grilling steaks in the backyard, drinking a cold one, humming “Bitches Love Sosa“.
Thoughts? Paint some pictures for me guys… “Nikki be the type of mom to ________”
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23 responses to “NRA Be Like Gag On Some Metaphors Suckas”
LOOOOOOOOOL “that loud pack”.
What on earth is a loud pack?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=loud%20pack – your Long Beach neighbor Snoop Dogg knows all about it.
Ahaha Yea exactly
The way these “founding fathers” are being spoken about makes them seem somewhat “prophetic”… Almost as if they foresaw the future? I mean C’mon guys, it’s not like America is a shining beacon in the world, it’s just as fucked up as any other country. People are homeless, unemployed…
What the fuck is wrong with just saying “We like guns and use them in a responsible, don’t take our fucking guns…”?
That last paragraph truth
If she got her a treadmill for a couple weeks, she would be the kind of mom that would invite me over to dinner but end up making me breakfast
^^^Winner!^^^
Haha
“……swallow.”
Nikki be the type of mom to eat a lot of cookie dough.
Nikki be the type of Mom to hit me with that under the table action at a dinner party celebrating a co-workers 50th wedding anniversary at TGI Friday’s
Sounds autobiographical! Lol
Nikki be the type of mom that use too much mascara.
“Nikki be the type of mom to let Daquan sleep over
Lol amazing.. All of them.
“Nikki be the type of mom to trap out da bando
“Nikki be the type of mom to take one for the team
“Nikki be the type of mom to sneak your pistol in the club
Nikki be the type of mom
.. to just get it on
.. all night long
.. till the morning dawn.
first thought? “the kind of Mom I hone in on at the park”.
but I like my women like I like my steak: thick cut, little fat on the side, and hot pink in the middle
i like my women like i like my scotch, 18 years old and mixed up with coke.
That’s just… wrong.
Who’d mix 18 year old scotch with soda? >:)