100 Retweets And I’ll Shoot Someone Walking

Geniuses everywhere.  This is why we can’t have nice things:


A 20-year-old man who allegedly threatened to shoot someone in exchange for 100 retweets and publish it on Twitter has been arrested, Los Angeles Police Department officials said Thursday.

Dakkari Dijon McAnuff, of Los Angeles, was booked Wednesday on suspicion of making criminal threats, police said. He remained in jail in lieu of $50,000 bail.

Police later determined the weapon was an air rifle, which was recovered from McAunuff’s home.

Full Story – LA Times

dakkari-mcanuff-twitter-shooting-geniusI can’t even imagine how frustrating being a police officer would be.  Having to deal with useless garbage like this kid.

An officer at the scene should have used the LAPD twitter account to tweet “100 RTs and we give this kid a beating LOL jk”.  On second thought, after finding a picture of this kid (left) I’m sure the LAPD doesn’t want to go down that road again even in a joking fashion.

Remember when a fan of the rapper J Cole threatened to kill his sister if he didn’t get a J Cole retweet?  Like I said… geniuses everywhere.  *insert something about education system, rap music, video games, and glorified thug culture here*



8 responses to “100 Retweets And I’ll Shoot Someone Walking”

  1. There really should be extra jail time for posing with “fakes”. Threaten someone with a gun gets you harsh jailtime, doing it with an airsoft gets you an extra year on top of that…
    Why the lower sentence for the real gun threat? Because hopefully the threshold for doing that is a bit higher, but with replicas, which are every bit as threatening until you try to fire it, there’s the toy mentality. That needs to be crushed like an insect :p

  2. TaoFlederMaus Avatar

    I heard his mugshot got 100 retweets. Win!

    1. Bah-zing!!

  3. Taylor TX Avatar
    Taylor TX

    Reminds me of the BB gun pointed at the little sister, but seriously though, with a name like Dakkari Dijon, did anyone really expect this guy not to be a complete fuckbag. Dijon you did not measure up to other mustards, maybe they shoulda named you grey poupon cause now you dun got pooped on :)

  4. jim bob Avatar

    I hear his brother, Drakkar Champagne, is the real brains in the family.

  5. Anyone notice that the rifle doesn’t seem to have a bolt?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      It says in the article it was an air rifle.

  6. hydepark Avatar

    Good news here. I thought this country, due to Eric Holder, was moving in a new direction where only “certain” people would have the book thrown at them. Glad to see the law still applies to blacks.