Arnold Schwarzenegger – Will It Crush?

Crushing the game of life and random crap with his M47 Patton tank:

Arnold talks about his tank shenanigans when he was in the Austrian army:

Crushing a blender:

Crushing a taxi:

Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Predator-MusicalFor a $10 (or more) donation to the kids charity After School All-Stars, your entered to win a chance to get you and a friend flown to L.A. to spend the day with Arnold crushing stuff in his tank, smoking cigars, and lifting weights (which begs the question, bro do you even lift?).

Say what you will about California and it’s gun laws, but it’s hard to dislike Arnold.  The guy keeps it one-hunnid.



9 responses to “Arnold Schwarzenegger – Will It Crush?”

  1. That’s worth the $10 just to try for it! I wonder if the winner could talk him into shooting a few guns rather than lifting weights? I mean come on….you know Arnold probably has a fuck-load of guns stashed somewhere despite California laws. Shit the man owns a tank…..

  2. Jim Jones Avatar
    Jim Jones

    Good god that motherfucker is awesome!

  3. Save that fucker signed the 50 cal ban and the micro stamping bill while he was governor.

    1. Jim Jones Avatar
      Jim Jones

      There is a reason sociopaths make the best politicians. They are really good at faking it.

  4. JoeDeke Avatar

    I’m going to win this. I need to come up with an appropriate Arnold one-liner to use after we crush some shit.

    “Don’t tread on me” or “Hear me now and tank me later” are both in the running

  5. Charity is great and all, but this sounds like the most brilliant business plan! My brother has a blasting license and I’ve been trying to convince him to start doing recreational blowing things up for money. Got an old car you hate? Blow it up! Homework? Blow it up… But this, crushing things in a tank with Arnold, is way better.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha yea that’s an awesome business idea.

  6. *AUU-uaaauu!!! Eaauuuugh!!!*

  7. Blazing Zero Avatar
    Blazing Zero

    only if we can run over Sully from Commando
    “Remember how I said Id kill you last? I lied.”