I really hope whoever hits the buy button on these has an accident which prevents them from having kids:
$120 / $110 over at MeleeMods. Oh wow they aren’t cheap either… why not though right?
Nothing like adding more weight to your gun for no reason. I’m disappointed they don’t come in Keymod… I mean like do these guys even operate? Keymod is the new picatinny, try and catch up. *smh*
Thoughts? Buying one for all 4 sides of your quad rail?
Hat tip: John
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29 responses to “Gun Rail Mounted Axe Blades Go Full Retard”
Operate in operations, without the need to bring a seperate knife to chop vegetables.
haha sweet. I’m surprised no one has mounted one on an AK yet to chop wood!
http://www.amazon.com/Gears-War-Amazon-com-Exclusive-Lancer-Xbox/dp/B001CLYL24
we are oh so close.
Using it to chop wood is dumb, but an Axe was actually a super prominent thing in the musket days Axes weight comes mostly from how it’s distributed so a Rifle with an Axe isn’t any more unwieldy than a Bayonet and Axes are better than Knives
A shark fin for Shark Jumping!
These products are for 18-20 year olds who don’t know any better…
Or mouth breather guys who still don’t know any better when they hit their mid life crisis but don’t have the cash for a Harley.
-My opinion.
HaHaHa Your comment is so spot on that I laughed hard enough to make my headache. HaHa
and yet i would bet you have every attachment you can possibly fit on your rifles. laser, flashlight, range finder, scope, front handle grip and probably a bipod. So who’s having a mid life crisis? I think you are with so many attachments you can’t even see the gun.
If you put 4 on your quad rail handguard, then tie a rope to your stock, it doubles as a sweet grappling hook. I know climbing isn’t as operator as rappelling, but sometimes you have to ninja up things as well as down.
CarniK is operator enough to pull this off easily.
I actually came up with the same idea a while back. I guess I should cashed in on it! I’m kinda bummed I won’t be making money off people who are either morons who actually expect to use this or just folks who are going to wall mount it for the lulz. I bet airsoft guys will buy a shit ton of these. See, I have been tempted by the SJ hardware’s bayonet mount set for a remington 870 for ages. Even that has dubious utility.
Tempted to get one just so I can say “And my axe!” when I pull it out on the range
…Or at least ganks the barrel of their Mossberg or AR trying to chop wood for a stupid Youtube video!
this cannot be real. it has to be for LARPers or something.
>_O
You could use this in place of a bipod for a nice steady rest. Find a tree or stump and slam the axe blade into the wood. That’s some rock solid support right there. Then just wait until something happens to walk into your sight picture. Too bad you’d probably knock your scope out of zero while doing it…
Do they make these in men’s sizes?
Looks like something out of bad sci-fi art.
First thought, … batman lol
Are these out of the new Blade movie or something? The only person I know that might want one of these is Jay G. And he put a bayonet on a NAA Mini revolver.
Those are going to be in the new 300 movie, I can feel it.
Oh and btw, at least the CZ-75 SP01 knife looks cool.
You know, this is going to be a ‘must-have’ item in the coming zombie apocalypse.
Ide get two and put them on the side rails and have a bipod on the bottom of a sniper rifle so it doubles as a duel sided battle axe.
It’s pretty funny until the first zombie shows up….
one of the characters in Agents of shield has a shotgun with one of these on it.
Most people have negative things to say about these, but i will still have great joy in getting 2 and mounting both on my dp12. Full fucking send and will look exquisite along my wall of swords. 🤷🏻♂️🤟😆
I see a lot of filthy communists in the comment thread
Y’all can talk as much shit as you want last I checked this was America. Just because you don’t have the balls to fix bayonet or a kinda silly lookin axe head “ I was hoping it’d look different to be honest” an get your hands dirty
And uh ya case all of you didn’t know you talkin bout how someone’s a fake operator cause they think something you hate is cool is pretty solid proof that you’re not only not an operator but uh Most likely a stolen valor candidate
In all honesty I have something of a soft spot for stupid and cursed shit. I mean fuck it if you have the cash do what you want on your gun just go for it. There is a certain level of humor in using shit that is pretty much impractical.