Look at this cold hearted killer… LOOK AT HER:

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I could only imagine the bricks that would be shit if you put this on your kid and sent them to school.  Doubling up Rambo style would probably get SWAT called in.  I’m surprised Leonard Embody doesn’t get his girlfriend pregnant and pop out a few kids just so he can start trolling the school system for legal settlements too… kids could be his little trolling slaves then breed generation after generation of future law trolls.  His Trollegacy could live on.  Really, it seems like the next logical step.  His family could make a damn good living if they picked the right battles.  Even better if some of his offspring became lawyers and did pro bono work for the troll siblings and they split the money up on the wins.

Besides the obvious firearm influences this product has backing it, it’s actually quite practical.  Crayon boxes are a B… Remember how you would try and reach for one color then jam your impatient uncoordinated fat little fingers into the tops of a few others and get wax under your nails?  That was NOT cool.  You know what else isn’t cool? White crayons… how infuriating is that color to color with!? ARGH ruined my night just reminiscing.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: SayUncle