Stuntin On Basic Bitches With Your Argyle Print Holster

Jesse Ingall teaches us how to stunt:

Argyle-Print-Handgun-Holster-Jesse-Ingall

I can’t believe I never considered laser engraving as a way to step my holster game up.  I’ve always been big into tonal color combos.  That engraving appears to just matte the ABS’s regular shiny finish.

I wonder how many holster company biters are going to come out of the woodwork now and jack Jesse’s steez?  The apparatus gets blessed, and suckas get put to rest.

Thoughts?


Comments

13 responses to “Stuntin On Basic Bitches With Your Argyle Print Holster”

  1. Richard Sandwich Avatar
    Richard Sandwich

    Borderline unreadable.

    From what I could understand of this article, this is for showing off your holster. That’s silly. No one else knows that I have a holster…..or a gun.

    1. We’re glad there are bad-asses like you carrying concealed in this world. Thanks for your useful comment…. or not.

  2. Never Go Full Yeager Avatar
    Never Go Full Yeager

    Love the Gangstarr reference! R.I.P. Keith Edward Elam “Guru”.

  3. This holster is PERFECT for Mike Mers of Advanced Armarment

    1. Yup…that’s why I did it

  4. I personally would rock the fuck out of this holster.

  5. Dr. Hammer Avatar
    Dr. Hammer

    Jesus, you are like 30 years old Mike. Don’t you think it’s time to start talking like an adult?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha it’s called attempting to spice things up a bit. Next time I’ll keep you in mind and the post will look like:

      I present to you gentlemen a fine homemade holster made from acrylonitrile butadiene styrene:

      IMAGE

      If you’re an uneducated rube that’s “ABS”. As you can see laser engraving was employed to create an argyle print that we all no doubt wear daily to our private country club brunches.

  6. +1 to Mike and +1 to Simon and Jesse

  7. How about using some formica glue or other such noxious and glorious agent to laminate on some actual plaid? Or denim? Or khaki? Or camo…..

  8. Haters gonna hate

  9. Before any of you try this, be aware that proper ventilation and/or fume extraction is important when lasering ABS. It contains polystyrene which when burned or lasered creates hydrochloric gas and is extremely poisonous. I build and sell laser systems and had a customer who just extracted the fumes through the roof with a fan. A few months later, he had a pile of dead birds on his roof. You can obviously laser ABS, just be smart and not dead about it.