Recent Gun Tomfoolery Contains All The Elements Of A Good Story

MIL-STD-

Savannah, GA.  Watch the video and tell me that I’m wrong:

  • “Ride or die” sistas
  • Weave
  • Dreadlocks
  • A fez
  • Beretta U22 Neos with laser
  • Warning shots
  • Hair pulling
  • Suspiciously weak charges

I don’t even know where to start with this one… first of all, a Beretta Neos?  LOL… amazing choice of firearm for such asshattery, and it even had a WalMart laser on it.

I love how the camera panned the crime scene and there were chunks of hair everywhere.

So you can fire a pistol in the air in a crowded area and only get “reckless conduct” (appears to be a misdemeanor in Georgia) as a charge?  Interesting…  Oh here we go, apparently the police there may want to keep the crime stats low.  Yeah… that’s real ethical. *eye roll*

Beretta-U22-Neos

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Tim

Comments

20 responses to “Recent Gun Tomfoolery Contains All The Elements Of A Good Story”

  1. Sivl32 (elvis) Avatar
    Sivl32 (elvis)

    y they started the fight? isnt it obvious.. they are both fucking the same guy.. in communities like that its never the males fault for cheating.

  2. Nick Avatar
    Nick

    …time for an ENDO ‘tactical’ fez to roll out into production.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      ROFL I looked up “fez”… hahah maybe I could make them out of spent howitzer shells.

      1. Nick Avatar
        Nick

        Just take some inspiration from the lady they interview… she has a ballin’ ass fez lid. Imagine that shit in multicam with a paracord tassel and a fuckton of velcro for morale patches.

        1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
          ENDO-Mike

          hahaha true. I added fez to the list in the post.

        2. Kyle Avatar
          Kyle

          Don’t forget the molle strips

    2. Name Avatar
      Name

      All my money

  3. czbeardly Avatar
    czbeardly

    dat fez!

  4. Critter Avatar
    Critter

    dat Neos got de BEAMS!

  5. PJ Avatar
    PJ

    Savannah has a pretty serious gang violence problem and gets quite a bit of money from tourism so I won’t be surprised if they try to keep violent crime rates down. The local police even check everyone who goes into gun shows against a database of known gang members and affiliates. Anyone found in the system doesn’t get in.

    Nice town though, if you stay away from the sketchy areas.

    1. sirkut Avatar
      sirkut

      I’m calling BS. Now mind you I haven’t been to an Eastman gun show in Savannah in about a year or so and they don’t check IDs at the door. Police officer at the door generally only assists in disabling a firearm that a civilian brings into the event but I have NEVER in my life seen anyone check a database on gangs. When did they start doing this?

  6. Lee Avatar
    Lee

    This is fantastic

  7. dave w Avatar
    dave w

    the screen shot looks like a line outside a chicken and watermelon restaurant.

    1. Dallas Avatar
      Dallas

      Wow.

  8. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    I can’t stop laughing my ass off.

  9. Taylor TX Avatar
    Taylor TX

    How dainty is the reporter guy, did I imagine he over emphasized the word bullets?

    Remember the show Reno 911? Check out the urban cop lady with her badge and super ghetto fab haircut. Its the real life Reno 911 Lady bahaha

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3257/2330361718_f7f3dfdee4.jpg

  10. DougE Avatar
    DougE

    Hmm, 10 round mags sure saved a lot of people. (barf!)

  11. CharlieB Avatar
    CharlieB

    That list seriously sounds like Stefon from SNL describing the most epic night club ever.

  12. Max Avatar
    Max

    Fez’s are cool.

  13. Cuban Pete Avatar
    Cuban Pete

    If the KKK had re-enacted this “incident”, they would not have changed one thing. Not one.