How Big Of A Douchebag Are You On Twitter?

I’m apparently “nice” on twitter:

If only there was a site that would rate the blog… i’d probably be an 11.

What’s your twitter douchebag score?  Post it in the comments.

Make sure to follow Mr. Nice Guy (me) on twitter @GunBlog.  I blow minds with wit, and occasionally make dreams come true.


17 responses to “How Big Of A Douchebag Are You On Twitter?”

  1. Speaking of douchebags…Who won Top Douchebag this season?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Oh shit, Top Shot is over? I’ll have to make up a post, thanks for reminding me!

  2. Got 15, “Quite a nice person”.

  3. oh shit, 64 “FACEPALM CENTRAL”

    you know.. I don’t think this thing is very accurate ;)

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar


  4. 29 mostly for English misuse

  5. Zeros all da way……

  6. dondrey Avatar

    41! I only tweet when I am drunk/angry so there is a lot of cussing going on.

  7. 49. Eff you too, buddy. @Exurbankevin

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha 49, that’s a respectable level of douchebaggery! I need to start tweeting more than my blog posts and the occasional comment or observation to bring my number up.

      1. What’s funny is my former co-blogger is a twitter superstar with thousands of followers, and he only gets a 36.

        And I’m Canadian! I’m *supposed* to be polite!

        Must be my inner hockey goon coming out…

  8. Church Avatar

    I only have a twitter so I can win stuff on your giveaways!

  9. Farmer Bob Avatar
    Farmer Bob

    24. Not bad I guess.

  10. Panda One-One Avatar
    Panda One-One

    So Mike,

    While it’s understood that from time to time you will not be able to post updates promptly at the start of the new day. I just thought you might get a laugh out of the fact that a buddy of mine gets slightly emotionally distraught when 001hrs rolls around and there is no update. I get a message saying something to the effect of – “003hrs, no ENDO update. Slightly concerned.” – “12 after, still no update. He died.”

    This morning it was possibly sometime after 015hrs (*said buddy was probably horribly distraught and barely able to control the mouse when refreshing the page due to uncontrollable shaking) when he noticed an update and boy are you lucky. He was planning to file a missing person report and I was in the process of calling in to get a SAR case started….

    But in all seriousness. We enjoy what you do here, so keep up the good work.

    Semper Paratus

    Titty Sprinkles – Discuss

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      hahaha your comment made my night. I appreciate that you guys like the site so much, thanks a lot!

      Maybe I should integrate a heartbeat monitor with the google latitude API so you guys can get updates on my health and location. :P

  11. I don’t have an FB account and I am no TWITter either.

    Deal with it.

  12. Matt G. Avatar
    Matt G.

    I’ve never posted on twitter. I’m not a twat so I assumed I wasn’t invited.