Hipster Barista On Guns

These are always fun:

Make your own clever one up and post the link in the comments.


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39 responses to “Hipster Barista On Guns”

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Philosoraptor is gold too.. nice one

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha

  1. I think this ANSI sign generator tool is pretty cool, too:

    http://www.stclaire.com/go/industrial_signage/sb2/html

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Damn looks like you need to sign up for an account :/

      1. I did… I’ll email you some of the better signs I made (PDFs) about seven years ago when I first found the sign generator site.

  2. Glock 7?

    1. It’s a porcelain gun made in Germany that doesn’t show up on your airport metal detectors and costs more than you make in a month.

      1. You’d be surprised what I make in a month…

      2. Ernest Young Avatar
        Ernest Young

        and it shoots ceramic bullets that are invisible to xray machines.

        1. Ernest Young Avatar
          Ernest Young

          Never mind, I didnt realize that was from a movie (somone should have fact checked that script)

          1. According to Paul Barrett’s book Glock: Rise of America’s Gun, the set armorer practically begged the director to amend the grossly incorrect dialog, but they just wouldn’t listen.

          2. You’ve never seen the “Die Hard” series? How do you get internet service at your home, under a rock?

      3. nice quote! I always wondered where they came up with “porcelain”.

        1. They must have just really wanted to sound stupid. Or maybe one of the writers had heard about high end knife blades being made of ceramic materials, high performance clutches with ceramic plates, or brake rotors on high performance cars being made from ceramics and though, “porcelain is a ceramic, ergo, it must be extremely durable,” having never seen what happens if when you drop a porcelain toilet or sink onto a hard surface!

          1. …and though, “porcelain…

            Oops… “thought.”

  3. ah. i guess i am no hipster.

    1. NikonMikon Avatar
      NikonMikon

      It was in Die Hard dude…

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haHA nice. B.O.R.S. is so operator, it hurts.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Off topic but LOL

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        http://memegenerator.net/instance/11166672

        1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

          ahahhaha pure gold

        2. Freaking genius……

        3. Holy shit that’s awesome!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      I actually LOL’d, nice one

    2. Hahahahaha!!!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha nice one, so true.

    1. That just gave me an idea, but I though I’d do it in Illustrator instead of that cheesy meme generator.
      http://www.mediafire.com/i/?ffdtlpx5oukc51d

      1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

        haha awesome

  4. Aaron kindly mentioned my forthcoming book and the light it sheds on Hollywood flubs concerning the Glock. GLOCK: The Rise of America’s Gun tells the entire history of the gun, the man who invented it, and how it became so popular and influential in the United States. The book is out Jan 10, 2012, from Crown Publishing. It is available now for pre-order (and at a big discount) on Amazon.com. More info available here. Thanks, Aaron. — Paul Barrett @GlockTheBook

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